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Tiruin

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #735 on: March 26, 2017, 11:40:54 pm »

can we send them an envoy asking if they still want help?
. . .When has Luathbas, and by association Tven, actually sent a diplomat other than letters from the King/Queen? :P
It happened once, I do believe--the diplomat had his head cut off or something by the Khanate that...we scammed! :O
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #736 on: March 26, 2017, 11:47:22 pm »

You decide to push peasants into the service and hire some foreigners as well.

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Both come in rather large quantities.

964 AD, Summer

Two nearby city mayors have been known for disliking each other but now the mayor of Tanan has hired mercenaries to attack the estate of Mayor of Karn!

Or so the Mayor of Karn says when he arrives in your throne room for audience, as your soldiers found little evidence of estate being ransacked or anything.

A) Mayor of Karn is lying! Fine him heavily for spreading lies.
B) Mayor of Tanan is behind this! Fine him heavily for assault.
C) Set up a meeting between the two Mayors with you as a mediator.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #737 on: March 26, 2017, 11:50:16 pm »

*GASP*
Minor nuisances being big at our scale! (and not the King's)

We must settle this amicably.
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B

C

We seriously need a better intelligence network :I
But this is themed after Reigns. :D

. . .Still would love to dip into intrigue.
« Last Edit: March 26, 2017, 11:53:46 pm by Tiruin »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #738 on: March 26, 2017, 11:52:28 pm »

C

I guess
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #739 on: March 26, 2017, 11:57:03 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #740 on: March 27, 2017, 08:00:09 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #741 on: March 27, 2017, 09:22:35 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #742 on: March 27, 2017, 10:03:41 am »

Question is there a map from Luathbas times (aka Spamkingdom 1?)
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #743 on: March 27, 2017, 10:04:21 am »

D:Investigate!  Spymaster?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #744 on: March 27, 2017, 10:09:35 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #745 on: March 27, 2017, 10:37:46 am »

Question is there a map from Luathbas times (aka Spamkingdom 1?)

Spamkingdom's original thread had maps posted every so often, I think the recentest was somewhere in 880's? Go check ;v



You offer to mediate between the two.

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As they arrive in your throne room with their wives as witnesses, you tell them the need to cooperate and reassure them that you will help them settle their differences.

Later on as new evidence comes to light and stories are woven together, it turns out that it was Karn Mayor's wife who hired the thugs to punish her hubby for allegedly having an affair. She is dungeoned for her outburst while the two mayors become fast friends. Crisis averted!

964 AD, Midsummer

Your fertile and productive wife gives birth to another son! Aren't she a pride of your family? She names the child 'Feodh', in honor of your glorious ancestor.

964 AD, Late Summer

The Spymaster bumps onto you in the palatial gardens.

"My liege, my agents have compiled a report on the Calvendocian Fireblood."

"And?"

"They've learned that Calvendonians bartered the Fireblood to the Chavak Khanate, which uses it for siege warfare. From the Chavak we have learned that Fireblood is comprised of coal, sulphur, tar, and two other ingredients, which come only from Calvendocians. These two ingredients are in mineral form, and a sample of Fireblood obtained by my agents was given to your scholars, my liege."

"Did they found out what these strange ingredients are?"

"Unfortunately, no. They assume it must be a rare mineral native to Calvendocian land as even the dwarven tomes of knowledge do not have any clues as to the mineral's origins."

A) "Thank you for your detailed report. Calvendonians must have a monopoly on Fireblood ingredients. I shall send an envoy asking them to sell us Fireblood and techniques of its making."
B) "Thank you for your detailed report, but I have no need of Fireblood."
C) "Then send your agents into the Calvendonian territories and get me the secrets of Fireblood!"
« Last Edit: March 27, 2017, 10:40:31 am by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #746 on: March 27, 2017, 10:39:45 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #747 on: March 27, 2017, 10:39:57 am »

Maybe the elf cloaks can finally do something.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #748 on: March 27, 2017, 10:42:11 am »

Do we really need Fireblood?

B and/or D report our findings to our liege.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #749 on: March 27, 2017, 10:45:03 am »

Eh... do we really want to antagonise our trading partners like that? Besides, even if we successfully found out what the ingredients are, by the sounds of it they are the only ones in the world with mines producing [what is I'm assuming is saltpetre or somesuch]. Unless you think we're about to strike a rich vein of the stuff, what's even the point?

We have the money to do this legitimately. Maybe later we can try to seriously reverse-engineer it.

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