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birdy51

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #705 on: March 26, 2017, 01:13:24 pm »

A. too bad we lack the option to poison some of them back...

A. Perhaps we can ask our dear wife for a suggestion...
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« Reply #706 on: March 26, 2017, 01:32:28 pm »

You decide to not take revenge upon Kiwis.

963 AD, Autumn

Your dear wife gives birth to another healthy child! You have another son whom she calls 'Eidach'.

963 AD, Mid-Autumn

A caravan from Dahnia arrives! The envoy accompanying the wagons laden with trinkets and coinage says it is a reward from King Tinwulf II for your hard work and loyalty during the conflict with the Eist.

963 AD, Winter

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Yearly reports of the trade with Calvendocians is in and the Treasurer praises the deal; your people again acquired loads upon loads of exotic spices, fine fabrics and lovely crafts, while the taxation and cuts for the Crown provided a nice profit.

963 AD, Midwinter

A curious and surprising discovery was made in one of the southernmost cities, or rather its graveyard site!

The caretakers, while cleaning up and refurbishing an old section of catacombs, have stumbled upon an ancient barrow adjacent to the utnnels. The runestones embedded in the walls are so old that they do not bear Luathbas script but much older pictograms that only the most eccentric of scholars can identify.

They were used by the peoples who hunted elk and boars in once huge forests of Luathbas, and these peoples of old were first to melt down golddust from rivers and copper ores from the hills in these parts. The amount of runestones suggests that an important individual was interred there.

The local Pantheonists are however very concerned as all the omens they see bear markings of death and terror about this burial site.

The city mayor had the caretakers secure the catacombs and put a guard detail about it and then asked you what to do about the site.

A) Superstisions can be put aside; let's plunder the ancient riches from the tomb!
B) Purify the tomb and then re-seal it.
C) The barrow is to be buried with dirt and peoples resettled, just in case.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #707 on: March 26, 2017, 01:33:58 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #708 on: March 26, 2017, 01:34:44 pm »

A

Just to be contrary. I mean, the dead guys aren't using it...
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #709 on: March 26, 2017, 01:38:01 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #710 on: March 26, 2017, 02:15:07 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #711 on: March 26, 2017, 02:15:56 pm »

Hmm. So far, only dwarven curses have proven to have any effect.
At the risk of having to later summon a wizard to get rid of the curse, I guess I'll agree to go with

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #712 on: March 26, 2017, 02:30:55 pm »

Oh god, I only voted A as a joke. ;.;
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« Reply #713 on: March 26, 2017, 02:35:49 pm »

Oh god, I only voted A as a joke. ;.;
Hey, what could go wrong?
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I mean, besides a horrible curse killing everyone we love.
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It'll be fine.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #714 on: March 26, 2017, 02:37:07 pm »

A, what's the worst that could happen? How terrible could it be? We've encountered way worse! I'd like to see what they could possibly do to us! Spirits don't even exist!

That's all the ones I could think of, you guys got any others?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #715 on: March 26, 2017, 03:06:00 pm »

You order the barrow opened and plundered.

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No curse befalls your people and hefty amount of wealth is procured! Copper and silver jewellery inlaid with glass and ornamental gemstones, leather harnesses and belts and boots, preserved with some embalming oils, plus lots upon lots of ancient coins, crafts made of copper, bronze, brass and tin, valuable barter goods and even several decorated metal figurines!

The best items are several bracelets, headdress and shield, all inlaid with gold sheets upon bronze matrices of finest make. The Treasurer cannot wait to estimate the wealth of the burial goods and the amount of money he will get from selling them.

The last item is taken from the skeletal remains of the person in the shallow burial pit; it is a spear made of metal, which your metalsmiths and scholars determine to be some alloy of iron. Despite laying in dirt for ages, it shows no sign of rust and after some cleaning and polishing it shines even better than finest steel.

A perfect weapon for a person of your status!

"Mayhaps we should name it, my liege?" The Advisor asks as you look the spear and appraising the fine geometric etchings along the shaft.

A) Shinespear
B) Glamorous Lance
C) Polished Murder
D) Ancient Terror
E) Dukeguard
F) ...Why bother naming it? Sell it instead for extra cash for our Treasury!
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« Reply #716 on: March 26, 2017, 03:08:36 pm »

Hmm...

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« Reply #717 on: March 26, 2017, 03:09:14 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #718 on: March 26, 2017, 03:31:44 pm »

D

We're gonna be striking Terror into the hearts of men
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« Reply #719 on: March 26, 2017, 03:36:51 pm »

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