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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM+: GAME OVER  (Read 111938 times)

Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #630 on: March 22, 2017, 01:38:56 pm »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #631 on: March 22, 2017, 01:45:57 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #632 on: March 22, 2017, 03:16:16 pm »

They're merchants, the worse they will get bored and unwilling to keep negotiations

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #633 on: March 22, 2017, 03:25:03 pm »

You reject the proposal and the representative leaves.

Who's next tho?

A) The dwarf.
B) The Kashite.
C) The Ceodwellian
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #634 on: March 22, 2017, 03:25:29 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #635 on: March 22, 2017, 03:30:58 pm »

Neither of the others are likely to offer us money- if anything the Kashite probably wants some to switch sides.
So I guess we may as well talk to the dwarves.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #636 on: March 22, 2017, 03:50:33 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #637 on: March 22, 2017, 04:28:46 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #638 on: March 22, 2017, 05:13:42 pm »

You let the dwarf in.

"Greetings, Duke of Tven. Would you be interested in posession of a magical artifact?"

"We have recently recovered the Necklace of Persuasion that was once crafted for Kings of Luathbas, and one of their descendants, Ceodwell of Ceodwell, have turned down our offer of selling it. Therefore I was sent to ascertain whether you, also a descendant of Houlandines, would be interested in receiving this ancient item of magnificent power."

A) Politely turn down the offer as artifacts are pricey and you don't have much to offer.
B) Demand that dwarves of Zasitost give back 'your' heirloom, or else!
C) Definitely it is something we want, let's negotiate the price with the dwarf.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #639 on: March 22, 2017, 05:20:21 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #640 on: March 22, 2017, 05:27:11 pm »

Oh nooo. The Necklace of Persuasion! Such a powerful artifact... how bad is our monetary situation again? I think we have a few pennies behind the couch cushions we could scrape together, and it is almost the end of the year... Well, let's at least see how much they want for it.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #641 on: March 22, 2017, 05:40:39 pm »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #642 on: March 22, 2017, 05:41:57 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #643 on: March 22, 2017, 05:43:27 pm »

I think we should get rid of that fucking necklace, everybody who's used it seems to have died horribly or led a nation into ruin. Let's say A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #644 on: March 22, 2017, 05:56:55 pm »

I think we should get rid of that fucking necklace, everybody who's used it seems to have died horribly or led a nation into ruin. Let's say A.

That's not fair. If you were saying we shouldn't do things that people did when those people eventually died horribly or lead the nation into ruin, we wouldn't do anything because that's what happens to every character!

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