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Swordstar

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Merachd of Tven!
« Reply #225 on: March 08, 2017, 02:01:55 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Merachd of Tven!
« Reply #226 on: March 08, 2017, 02:03:01 pm »

Told you the elves just wanted our last king dead.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Electoral Council of Dahnia in Winter 958 AD!
« Reply #227 on: March 08, 2017, 02:05:41 pm »

Called it.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Merachd of Tven!
« Reply #228 on: March 08, 2017, 02:08:35 pm »

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It was a stupid idea to have anything to do with the dwarf - elf war. I say Estwalf. The Houlandins were known for respecting the dwarves, and maybe he has that in him. After all, they gave enough to the dwarves to maybe have them decide to not assasinate him immediately. Does anyone else agree with me?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Electoral Council of Dahnia in Winter 958 AD!
« Reply #229 on: March 08, 2017, 02:12:37 pm »

Haha! Not a bad resolution, I'll be honest. At least we've somewhat absolved the rest of Tven from attempted dwarficide.

That'll teach you lot to take shitty deals for sure.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Electoral Council of Dahnia in Winter 958 AD!
« Reply #230 on: March 08, 2017, 02:14:01 pm »

I love how you named people into the nobility ♥

* Unnamed person in the council points at Erstwalf!!

Pick THAT GUY since we shouldn't be testing for sickness every year despite the real need for wisdom and added information in these crucial times so we can know the past a lot more and avoid mishaps by just a bit more information!

Also not because I fully follow the only Lady of the electoral council and am from the province of Stare itself. [/nope]

Haha! Not a bad resolution, I'll be honest. At least we've somewhat absolved the rest of Tven from attempted dwarficide.

That'll teach you lot to take shitty deals for sure.
Nobody named the time or the place, just that 'go and make enemies with these people. Also this is a city they have'. :P
We could've turned back though >.<
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Electoral Council of Dahnia in Winter 958 AD!
« Reply #231 on: March 08, 2017, 02:24:12 pm »

Estwalf

Let's face it, A man of martial prowess might assuage the fears of the military branch, which, now that they've gotten a taste for lord-slaying, might need a couple nudges to get back on the right track.

Edit: I may have to use Lord Drai of Genann for an actual game, that's a damn good name.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Electoral Council of Dahnia in Winter 958 AD!
« Reply #232 on: March 08, 2017, 02:28:47 pm »

Edit: I may have to use Lord Drai of Genann for an actual game, that's a damn good name.

Can't beat Heid of Duede, I'm afraid.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Electoral Council of Dahnia in Winter 958 AD!
« Reply #233 on: March 08, 2017, 02:30:56 pm »

Lord Enach of Tven.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Electoral Council of Dahnia in Winter 958 AD!
« Reply #234 on: March 08, 2017, 02:45:45 pm »

The aged Lord Bir strokes his immaculate mustache with serene pleasure. He never liked the Duke, and to see him dead was a pleasure. To attack the Dwarves, what nonsense! The kingdom has long enjoyed their company, and to betray them now in such a manner was clearly the sort of decision that could only be made by a bunch of escaped lunatics and the dreaded 'bay watchers'. When it was then his time to speak, Lord Bir did so decisively.

"I must join the good Lord Imi, Lord Drai and Lady Soworda. Estwalf is clearly the only candidate fit for this job, given Lord Enach's sickliness and lack of an heir."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Electoral Council of Dahnia in Winter 958 AD!
« Reply #235 on: March 08, 2017, 03:01:37 pm »

Edit: I may have to use Lord Drai of Genann for an actual game, that's a damn good name.

Can't beat Heid of Duede, I'm afraid.
Dear god, that name was hilarious.

EDIT: Damm, I thought Estawalf already had 4 votes. Let me make a small change...



*Hic*

Lord Heid had just finished his third bottle. He was about to grab a fourth one when he caught the eyes of several other court members staring at him.

"Bleh, fine... I vote for Estawalf!"

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Electoral Council of Dahnia in Winter 958 AD!
« Reply #236 on: March 08, 2017, 03:02:27 pm »

Huh. Well, I guess Haspen is as little a fan of a 15 year regency as I am, and was kind enough not to give us a GAME OVER for failing to secure our inheritance before killing ourselves.

Not sure if I'm a fan of this whole 'election' deal, though. Seems suspiciously close to republicanism.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #237 on: March 08, 2017, 03:16:55 pm »

A choice has been made by the Electoral Council!

958 AD, End of the Year

You are Estwalf, and you has been choosen as the next Grand Duke of Tven! You're known for your martial prowess, and you already have seen combat when you subjugated the rebels of far north four years ago.

The Advisor to the Duke brings you the Scrolls of Kingdom Status.

Happiness: 3
Population: 4
Economy: 5
Army: 2

"The people got a bit riled up after the pointless and disasterous campaign of your predecessor, and our Army has suffered many losses back then when the dwarves released their earth magickery against us. Also, the ducal scribes have finished their map of the Tven and the known lands, based on old maps of Luathbas and Dahnia."


"Of matters of importance we have the tribute that needs to be paid to our senior, King Tinwulf II, as it needs to be every five years. Then we have the shortage of soldiers: shall we press some peasants into the Army, or call upon our senior to provide soldiers to guard our borders for a year?"

As for the Tribute...

A) Send a letter in which you ask for postponement of the tribute for one year.
B) Obediently send the money.
C) -

As for the Army woes...

A) Draft some peasants but also call upon King Tinwulf to provide soldiers for security of the Duchy for a year!
B) Let's just push some peasants into the Army.
C) We can do with a smaller force for a year, what can possibly happen?
D) Let's ask our good and merciful King Tinwulf II to provide some soldiers to defend Tven borders for a year.

//Remember no split votes.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Electoral Council of Dahnia in Winter 958 AD!
« Reply #238 on: March 08, 2017, 03:18:23 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #239 on: March 08, 2017, 03:25:54 pm »

We have the money; no need to get off on the wrong foot with Tinwulf this soon into our reign.
Pushing peasants into the army risks triggering an uprising, as happiness dropping below 3 seems to do that. Better to ask Tinwulf to lend us some troops. He will surely understand, given the disastrous state our gullible predecessor left the duchy in.

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