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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #825 on: March 27, 2017, 04:55:29 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #826 on: March 27, 2017, 05:26:47 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #827 on: March 27, 2017, 06:10:36 pm »

fuk it. Let's splash the cash.

We can start putting our name in everything.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #828 on: March 27, 2017, 07:26:42 pm »

You receive a letter from King Tinwulf II; he praises your loyalty and thanks for brave men and war supplies that you've sent, as they're already proving useful in the Dahnian war against the trollish menace.
At this point, I'm of the belief that the Dahnians are at par in monsterslaying, or even better (having withstood against an ELVEN assault) than our ol' Houlandines. :P

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #829 on: March 27, 2017, 07:56:24 pm »

Yeah!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #830 on: March 27, 2017, 08:44:30 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #831 on: March 27, 2017, 11:47:09 pm »

You decide to donate to the restoration of the temple.

966 AD, Summer

Urgent report! The Luthians staged another attempt to retake the mines!

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However this time the garrison was up to the task and routed the attackers.

Few days later, you receive an unusual report; strange lights were sighted in the hills south of the capital. They are blue and red and yellow, and they appear only at night. They move very fast and often, after moving in straight line, quickly change direction and fly into the sky or blink out of existence.

Scorch marks and burnt vegetation was seen on the site of the lights during the day.

A) Clearly this is some supernatural force invading us. Let's call for a Wizard!
B) Clearly this is some bunch of tricksters. Have the local governor send guard patrols to catch them!
C) Clearly it is time to concentrate on something more important than *this*?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #832 on: March 28, 2017, 12:07:16 am »

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For...ALIEMS! D: (Or magic)

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Because it was transparent.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #833 on: March 28, 2017, 04:01:38 am »

B, I feel like we'd need more than just weird lights for a Wizard to tell us not to go screw ourselves
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #834 on: March 28, 2017, 07:12:29 am »

I'm not saying its aliens.
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Which is why I support the mundane solution.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #835 on: March 28, 2017, 07:19:04 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #836 on: March 28, 2017, 07:22:54 am »

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Seems like it's will-o-wisps to be honest
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #837 on: March 28, 2017, 07:30:48 am »

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No point in going for a wizard now, we dont even know what it is, if its magic or not.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #838 on: March 28, 2017, 07:39:40 am »

You ask the local governor to get some guards to patrol the hills.

966 AD, Midsummer

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The guards fail to discover the source of the strange lights, and after three weeks the lights cease to show up.

966 AD, Autumn

Great news come from Dahnia; King Tinwulf II have managed to slay a whole 200 Trolls that were attacking his Kingdom.

He hath publicly thanked all his vassals and Lords, and singled you out for extra thanks, which was made  known to all his subjects - that you're a loyal, honorable and reliable vassal. Your own peoples praise your name and mothers put you as example of virtues for their sons!

966 AD, Mid-Autumn

News arrive from other side of the country; namely, the garrison at Duaz hills was attacked again!

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A massive (relatively-speaking) army under 5 different banners have besieged the fortified mining complex. The messenger who got out from the encirclement begs you for military help, else the mines will fall into Luthian hands - if they haven't already. You decide to...

A) Send peasants to help the garrison at once!
B) Forfeit the mines.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #839 on: March 28, 2017, 07:41:09 am »

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Maybe we should be going ourselves?
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