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Draignean

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #780 on: March 27, 2017, 01:00:21 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #781 on: March 27, 2017, 01:05:43 pm »

I have a bad feeling, but

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #782 on: March 27, 2017, 01:07:27 pm »

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At least this way if it goes wrong hopefully we'll die before the political issues come down upon our head.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #783 on: March 27, 2017, 01:11:54 pm »

Luathbas owned a good chunk of the Kiwis, half of Lametania, All of Ceodwell, then Zasitost and a chunk of the Gubtas...

Kiwis only expanded into Luathbas after its fall plus they were their own peoples long before Houlandines came to power in Luathbas ;v

Lametania never was Luathbasian v;

Ceodwell is descendants of Luathbas (and Eist came from that one tiny settlement created by Feodh(?)) so they could recreate Luathbas if they wanted ;v

Zasitost is dorfs who bought the parcel from Ceodwells v;

And Gubtas, if I recall correctly, bought Khosra Province from Luathbas way back in previous century ;v

Y'all got no real claims on any of these lands V;

Nonsense of course have claims to all of that. To all of that and everything beyond. The Houlandines are the rightful rulers of everything the map covers.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #784 on: March 27, 2017, 01:12:15 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #785 on: March 27, 2017, 01:13:54 pm »

A, we don't have anything better to do anyways
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #786 on: March 27, 2017, 01:18:29 pm »

You decide to lead your armies on this incursion.

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The attack is swift and also swiftly falls into disarray; the element of surprise is lost by an accident and your scouts failed to notice the actual numbers of the garrison at the mines!

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But that does not matter! You quickly regroup and strike into the enemy lines, leading your men to glorious victory against imperfect odds. The mines are yours, but quite a handful of Luthian soldiers escape.

Soon you will learn of consequences of your actions.

Maybe?

You post a large garrison at the mines, which are also fortified a bit. The new overseer of the mines says they should be able to fill the year's quota thanks to how short the fighting was and how early into the year it happened.

965 AD, Summer

Your youngest son, Feodh, catches the deadly swamp fever, which kills 90% of the toddlers that contract it!

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Alas, the disease was overcome by Feodh. Truly a demigod, the little one is.

965 AD, Midsummer

You receive a letter from Queen of Lametania; she got into a bit of trouble with the Damdamians and while she managed to pacify their wrath, they require a monetary compensation. Unfortunately the Lametanian treasury has been drained severely in recent years after their once profitable mining venues in Ironside mountains failed completely.

A) Of course we will send them some money at once!
B) Tis a bad luck and we ain't gonna do anything about it.
C) How about we send soldiers to protect Lametanian borders instead?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #787 on: March 27, 2017, 01:20:46 pm »

A! Let's be good neighbors to our increasingly fine buddies the Lametanians
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #788 on: March 27, 2017, 01:22:45 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #789 on: March 27, 2017, 01:23:34 pm »

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You need money? I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of clinking gold coins from our new mines!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #790 on: March 27, 2017, 01:41:10 pm »

You send the money to Lametania.

965 AD, Autumn

Your wife has a really long, large and painful pregnancy this time, but gives birth to twins! Both are girls, and she names them 'Adwen' and 'Aenne'.

965 AD, Three days later

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Your dearest wife falls ill of fever and disease that consumes her body! The healers will try their best.

965 AD, Three days after that

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Your healers do their job, although they advise that you and Queen Stela do not try to have children for some time, as repeated pregnancies might've started taking their toil on Stela's body and strength.

965 AD, Mid-Autumn

The harvests these years were plentiful! The Tven paganists, Dahnian and Luathbasian Pantheonists and even Singularists join together to petition you to honor the gods of harvest and sponsor lavish festivals so everyone can be merry and feed themselves with delicious regional dishes!

A) Party time yaaaay!
B) Naw, parties are costly, so no parties!
« Last Edit: March 27, 2017, 01:45:19 pm by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #791 on: March 27, 2017, 01:45:07 pm »

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Just stay clear of the cured ham with mercury glaze.

EDIT: (Misvote, whoops.)
« Last Edit: March 27, 2017, 01:59:22 pm by Draignean »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #792 on: March 27, 2017, 01:46:36 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #793 on: March 27, 2017, 01:48:23 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #794 on: March 27, 2017, 01:49:10 pm »

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