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Puppyguard

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #330 on: March 10, 2017, 05:26:43 pm »

They're too stupid to be useful for breeding.

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I suspect they have more than a mere 200.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #331 on: March 10, 2017, 05:34:31 pm »

C While I wouldn't mind getting some Lizard men to breed into productive warrior citizens which is unlikely. I don't think we can breed with them.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #332 on: March 10, 2017, 06:08:24 pm »

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Hmm, imprison some as slaves and begin a production of beasts of war? even having a chance to educate them from birth? Why not.


we could also make them breed with other species, create abominations, offer our souls to the devil and transform it in spamdemonhood
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #333 on: March 10, 2017, 09:03:18 pm »

In this weather, having a lot of folks try to attack a few may not help--visibility and otherwise can cause friendly fire incidents and they may overpower us at a 1:1 ratio of soldier/retainer to lizard.

Call them out!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #334 on: March 10, 2017, 09:48:31 pm »

Call on the ballistae!

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #335 on: March 11, 2017, 03:17:39 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #336 on: March 12, 2017, 02:34:58 am »

You order your troops to cause some ruckus and draw some lizardmen out of their camp.

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At first, they draw out about thirty of them... but then, with lots of snarling and roaring, the rest of the camp moves toward the ruckus-making soldiers! Your men are confuzzled about how did the lizards spot their companions in the underbrush, but-

Here they come in numbers!!

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Fortunately you manage to regroup your men at once and your whole army is at your disposal!

A) Salvos of arrows and axes and javelins and whatnot first to thin them out!
B) Send the heaviest and strongest men to meet with the brunt of the lizardmen cohort!
C) Half-encircle the rapidly approaching lizardmen and engulf them from all sides next!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #337 on: March 12, 2017, 02:42:27 am »

I fear that our puny ranged weapons will do little against the scaly lizardmen. Similarly I fear even our strongest warriors won't hold up against their charge. Surrounding them, to make full use of our superior numbers, seems like the way to go.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #338 on: March 12, 2017, 01:17:17 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #339 on: March 12, 2017, 01:18:20 pm »

C, the magic of superior numbers
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #340 on: March 12, 2017, 02:12:57 pm »

A

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #341 on: March 12, 2017, 02:15:40 pm »

C. Overwhelm them, with superior force.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #342 on: March 12, 2017, 02:20:52 pm »

A They don't have shields or armour, so they will #getrekt
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #343 on: March 12, 2017, 02:25:50 pm »

A They don't have shields or armour, so they will #getrekt

They probably have like a +8 natural armor bonus though. Ever hear of Gustave the crocodile? Big fucker was apparently practically immune to small arms.
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« Reply #344 on: March 12, 2017, 03:08:18 pm »

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