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VoidSlayer

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #315 on: March 09, 2017, 10:55:20 pm »

B, a study of history tells us that lizard people are from the far south, strange people with, strange ways, who once a fallen king of the Huladin line tried to form a trade agreement with.  Not monsters.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #316 on: March 09, 2017, 11:39:12 pm »

B, a study of history tells us that lizard people are from the far south, strange people with, strange ways, who once a fallen king of the Huladin line tried to form a trade agreement with.  Not monsters.
While true, one may forget that they treat battle differently. :3
So...yeah. We're not attacking them because they're monsters--although some of us from the past have memories of what exactly happened and may be influenced like that--we're doing the possible best scenario.

...Because I'm also unsure if we actually trade in gold unlike Kings. We're a duke! Silver and copper are our tink-ly coins :D
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #317 on: March 10, 2017, 11:58:47 am »

You call up the Army and the soldiers of King Tinwulf to prepare for war!

The Marshal stands up during the war council and asks the obvious question: "Shall you join us in the campaign against the monster horde, my liege!"

A) *HOLD SWORD ALOFT AND SAY* BY THE POWER OF MY SWOOOOORD.
B) Uh no, pressing matters force me to stay at the palace this time.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #318 on: March 10, 2017, 12:00:25 pm »

What else is our martial trait good for? To war!

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #319 on: March 10, 2017, 12:02:39 pm »

Is the king mArtial?

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« Reply #320 on: March 10, 2017, 12:09:41 pm »

Is the king mArtial?
If you mean us (we're a duke), then yes.
If you mean our liege lord, King Tinwulf II, probably not. He seems opposed to excessive war- were he martial, he would surely be a more aggressive character.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #321 on: March 10, 2017, 12:15:35 pm »

I HAVE THE POWAH
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« Reply #322 on: March 10, 2017, 01:19:01 pm »

A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #323 on: March 10, 2017, 03:03:45 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #324 on: March 10, 2017, 03:05:02 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #325 on: March 10, 2017, 03:23:30 pm »

You declare that you will lead the Army to its glory!



Congratulations! Duke Estwalf embarks onto a military campaign!

The Advisor and the Duke's wife will deal with the matters at home while he will leading the Army.



959 AD, Late Winter

Your forces arrive at the latest site of destruction by the lizard people who seem to not be distraught by the harsh winter weather.

The scouts report a force of two hundred strong ahead: The lizards are hunched, with thick arms and almost no visible necks, their heads triangular and huge, with toothy maws, and they wield clubs, large stone-axes or just bags filled with round rocks, presumably well-suited for throwing.

You have over three thousand troops with you - do you need any tactics?

A) Let's just smash head-on into the lizard forces!
B) Have groups few hundred strong attack from all sides.
C) Cause a ruckus and draw some of the lizards outta their camp.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #326 on: March 10, 2017, 03:24:41 pm »

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« Reply #327 on: March 10, 2017, 03:28:47 pm »

Yes, drawing them out piecemeal is the way to go. No need to face them all at once. We would like to avoid excessive casualties; I doubt Tinwulf would be happy if we throw his soldiers away.

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« Reply #328 on: March 10, 2017, 03:30:00 pm »

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A good bow should out range those rocks, and killing a few at a times seems quite simple.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #329 on: March 10, 2017, 03:30:31 pm »

Aw, alligator lizardmen? Maybe we could have gotten them on our side and then breed with them instead of those stupid elves.

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