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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2385 on: May 16, 2017, 03:23:02 pm »

A!

When the king brings you an urgent message, you listen.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2386 on: May 16, 2017, 03:28:59 pm »

A When the king talks you listen.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2387 on: May 16, 2017, 03:29:25 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2388 on: May 16, 2017, 03:31:48 pm »

The Dahnian envoy is brought to you.

"My master, King Eón of Dahnia, has noticed that you failed to send the tribute by the end of year 983." You explain him that you didn't consider it as the Duchy has been suffering troubles, and its economy didn't escape them either.

"Reasonable. Can you send the money with meself and my guards, so that King Eón will be pleased with your compliance and obedience?"

A) "*unsheathe sword* NEVERMOOORREEE!!"
B) "But of course, here you go."
C) "I'm afraid I need to postpone it till end of the year."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2389 on: May 16, 2017, 03:39:03 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2390 on: May 16, 2017, 03:58:55 pm »

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We can get the trade deal to settle this. We can become a soveriegn state once our army and economy has recovered.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2391 on: May 16, 2017, 04:10:07 pm »

B, a simple oversight that is easily fixed!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2392 on: May 16, 2017, 04:12:35 pm »

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« Reply #2393 on: May 16, 2017, 04:35:58 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2394 on: May 16, 2017, 05:27:49 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2395 on: May 16, 2017, 09:40:38 pm »

B Grab the money and spend on troops cause we are going to get the Khanate ruins.

before the kiwi come, remember they got money loaned from us a long time and they haven't paid (okay, they got screwed from the khanate maybe they CAN'T pay)

We can use a little alliance here, our senior/dwarves/lametanians/damdamian and restore the trade route to Calvecadocians.

and even... Ceodwell. "We got a bit of tension lately we could settle the problem with and good and old khanate fighting. What do you think to share hold of far lands?" if possible they might get weaker and let a momentary vacuum of manpower to our agents use in their favor.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2396 on: May 16, 2017, 09:51:24 pm »

C, if the king really wants to destroy us for a few months to scrape coin together we are better off revolting.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2397 on: May 16, 2017, 11:30:33 pm »

You agree to give the money, and the diplomat leaves.

The last to enter is the envoy of the Kiwis.

"Greetings, Grand Duke of Tven! Our nation is struggling for independence from the barbaric nomads that oppressed our enlightened peoples for so long. Queen Kutia therefore has sent me to procure mercenaries, or war supplies, so that we might win this war and repel the horsemen back west! Would you care to lend us some help?" You decide to...

A) Give them both some soldiers and some goodies.
B) Give nothing.
C) Give them only some money and supplies.
D) Give them only some of your soldiers.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2398 on: May 16, 2017, 11:33:06 pm »

B Ha! I hope the descendants of Beren the Traitor all die and rot!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2399 on: May 16, 2017, 11:37:15 pm »

We can afford neither, and I have no desire to give either as well.

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Also not a loan, just cash?  Naaaaaaah.
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