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VoidSlayer

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2310 on: May 14, 2017, 08:41:11 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2311 on: May 14, 2017, 09:47:56 pm »

A, C
I'm gonna laugh when there is an acceptant uprising in ceodwell
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2312 on: May 14, 2017, 11:36:14 pm »

I mean to be fair
We *were* highly accepting until one of the groups we tried to protect got violent
To also be fair, they're somewhat passive aggressive and/or there's a tension in our background that we've no direct idea about.

Or that's how I understand it anyway ._.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2313 on: May 14, 2017, 11:37:39 pm »

I bet we are somehow in line for their throne.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2314 on: May 15, 2017, 07:25:13 am »

A, C
I'm gonna laugh when there is an acceptant uprising in ceodwell
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2315 on: May 15, 2017, 11:56:35 am »

You decide not to force your people to stay in your Duchy, but you send an angry letter - one of the n-th by now - asking they don't sow discontent in your lands.

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Some few thousand people do leave your lands, and no riots occur. Your noblemen do bemoan and grumble at the loss of so many taxpayers and workforce.

983 AD, Mid-Autumn

Your wife gives birth to a boy! She names him 'Wynn', after a great conqueror of old.

Few days later you receive a reply from your uncles; their response is basically telling you to be more open-minded about people's spiritual needs, lest you suffer another religious war.

Also that they will proclaim whatever edicts they feel like.

Your noblemen are rustled with discontent.

"Your uncles from Ceodwell are making you a laughing stock, sire! It is time to act! We should show them the might of our forces!"

"Nay, our Army is weak and people angry after previous war. Let us ask our senior to rattle his saber, as Ceodwells seemingly are forgetting whom we serve!"

"Oafs! All this will bring us into further conflict with the easterners. We should instead wait few more years, so our people rest and our forces recuperate their losses!" Ultimately, the decision is up to you.

A) It is time for WAR!
B) Let's ask King Eón to diplomacize on our behalf.
C) For now, we shall do nothing rash.
D) Maybe send some spies to get dirt on Ceodwells?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2316 on: May 15, 2017, 12:14:57 pm »

Was this the bickering of nitty gritty Ravens?

Either way, they're being jerks by pulling religion strings. We'll stay solid and not bite their religious bits.

D for Useful Spymasters.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2317 on: May 15, 2017, 12:36:51 pm »

D

Let's hope he accomplishes something this time!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2318 on: May 15, 2017, 12:45:51 pm »

D

"Sire, we have learned that the individuals we are investigating may or not be your blood relatives!"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2319 on: May 15, 2017, 12:50:33 pm »

D

Just let our court feel like we are doing something. They gonna be useless.

Also, how come our enemies keep sending assassins our way, and all we ever get is the option to deploy spys?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2320 on: May 15, 2017, 12:58:07 pm »

D

We know from our reports that your uncles usurped the throne of a little girl.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2321 on: May 15, 2017, 01:19:03 pm »

We are old. Our uncles must be ancient by now.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2322 on: May 15, 2017, 01:56:49 pm »

D The day to punish our uncles for their insults shall come but we should wait and plot for now.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2323 on: May 15, 2017, 02:38:25 pm »

You decide to lay low and by lay low you send spies into Ceodwell.

983 AD, Late Autumn

The Spymaster appears at your side after you finish a meal.

"Do you have anything on my uncles?"

"That, and something else."

"Oh?" The Spymaster pauses dramatically.

"One of my agents that went east have returned after half a year journey. He has spoken with Ulan and I have his report."

A) "THEN SAY IT."
B) "About my uncles first."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2324 on: May 15, 2017, 02:39:56 pm »

A

Add: OR I WILL RUN YOU THROUGH AND HIRE MY LESBIAN DAUGHTER AS SPYMASTER.
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