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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2295 on: May 14, 2017, 03:00:50 pm »

B, gonna need a progress report here, chaps.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2296 on: May 14, 2017, 03:01:16 pm »

You ask them to tell what they came up with so far.

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"We're created a black, thick substance that ignites well and is hard to extinguish with water. We've put it in canisters made of ceramics that can contain the substance and will protect it from heat of the sun."

"And what you gonna work on next?"

"A reliable way of delivery, sire; canisters must have their length of rope lit and then tossed, and it is hard to time these two things well. We've tried catapults, and that made the royal forester rather mad last week."

A) "Fine, you will have the money. Put it to good use!"
B) "And that's all? Pshaw! Get from my sight before I arrest you for squandering the Duchy's money!"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2297 on: May 14, 2017, 03:03:17 pm »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2298 on: May 14, 2017, 03:03:54 pm »

A

And maybe politely suggest a flint and steel igniter system that is activated by action of throw...
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2299 on: May 14, 2017, 03:05:17 pm »

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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2300 on: May 14, 2017, 03:16:36 pm »

A! Can't argue with results now, can we? Besides, we're already mildly famous for burning down a city, might as well continue the trend in the future.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2301 on: May 14, 2017, 03:42:11 pm »

You have the money delivered for the young alchemists.

983 AD, Late Summer

Your son sends a reply.

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He actually managed to convince his noblemen to accept Pantheonism! While no temples are built yet, the centuries-long Lametanian dislike for polytheism has begun to melt.

983 AD, Autumn

You learn of a Ceodwellian edict today.

Your homeland nobility has declared unanimously that the Kingdom is tolerant to all faiths, and is calling upon Singularists, Acceptants and others in lands that opress them, to abandon their lords and flock under the banner of House Ceodwell.

Your courtiers murmur with dissapproval - after all, you're the only one to lately oppress any religious minorities.

As for the possible citizen exodus...

A) You shall do nothing; your subjects aren't your slaves, so they can move around if they want.
B) You declare that citizens of Tven who attempt to abandon the country will be persecuted.
C) You declare that citizens of Tven of forbidden faiths still have to pay a tax if they want to leave.

As for the edict of your uncles and neighbours...

A) You send a letter to your uncles, asking that they do not incite disloyalty amongst your people.
B) You send a letter to your uncles, demanding they reverse the edict, or there will be WAR!
C) You shall do nothing - foreign edicts aren't your business, after all.

//No split votes, etc.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2302 on: May 14, 2017, 03:45:15 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2303 on: May 14, 2017, 03:51:27 pm »

A A no point in persecution of folks. only leads to more religious wars. Although as soon as the army is back up to snuff we should declare war on Ceodwell. I don't know about you folks but ive had it with these bastards.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2304 on: May 14, 2017, 03:53:41 pm »

A, A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2305 on: May 14, 2017, 04:26:20 pm »

A, A

Oh god please take the fucking heretics already
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2306 on: May 14, 2017, 04:38:37 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2307 on: May 14, 2017, 05:12:57 pm »

A A no point in persecution of folks. only leads to more religious wars. Although as soon as the army is back up to snuff we should declare war on Ceodwell. I don't know about you folks but ive had it with these bastards.

BA

I think we want an excuse for war with Ceodwell a few years down the line once our armies are ready. Lets keep tensions he without outright goading them into conflict now.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2308 on: May 14, 2017, 05:25:56 pm »

A,A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2309 on: May 14, 2017, 05:46:53 pm »

I mean to be fair
We *were* highly accepting until one of the groups we tried to protect got violent
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