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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1650 on: April 23, 2017, 04:04:31 am »

A, they're not exactly brandishing torches and pitchforks just yet.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1651 on: April 23, 2017, 07:28:11 am »

A

Yeah, I mean, we might as well try to talk them down before we beat them down.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1652 on: April 23, 2017, 08:02:03 am »

A, Better figure out WTF happened First.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1653 on: April 23, 2017, 08:13:33 am »

Yeah, it is kinda strange we're hitting these issues at 4 happiness, unless happiness needs to scale with population or something, something must have happened, 4 isn't great, but neither is it bad.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1654 on: April 23, 2017, 08:36:20 am »

If (A) Who ever we had left here while we were away was incompetent and Spent everything while Taxing the Peasants, or (B) our Lord went and Robbed us While we were away, Then we have a problem.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1655 on: April 23, 2017, 09:18:51 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1656 on: April 23, 2017, 09:27:42 am »

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You calm them down and ask what is the matter. They complain about lack of safety on the roads; after Alliance collapsed, many of its military and less than agreeable figures took upon banditry for a living. You promise to have it solved.

When you return to the palace, you...

A) Have part of the Army disbanded and put into road guard duties.
B) Forgot about the whole thing and resume your usual business.
C) Send the Army to ex-Luthian territory and do a bandit wipe.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1657 on: April 23, 2017, 09:29:42 am »

C! Let's fuck these Luthians right up!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1658 on: April 23, 2017, 09:55:56 am »

I'd rather make a more permanent solution. Going out and slaughtering some bandits might feel good, but they'll just come back.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1659 on: April 23, 2017, 10:54:42 am »

I'd rather make a more permanent solution. Going out and slaughtering some bandits might feel good, but they'll just come back.

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A

Also if we did A and failed, we'd help ourselves anyway, back there :P
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1660 on: April 23, 2017, 10:59:50 am »

A

We're becoming a right proper mini-empire.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1661 on: April 23, 2017, 12:26:54 pm »

C.

A accomplishes us more, but C makes us look better if we are leading the army ourselves.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1662 on: April 23, 2017, 12:32:31 pm »

On second thought, A is probably the better idea. I thought C would be appropriate specifically to purge the hangers-on from the old regime, but we might as well starve them out in the woods instead.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1663 on: April 23, 2017, 12:41:41 pm »

A Always got to fix things up in newly conquered lands. Needy peasants.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1664 on: April 23, 2017, 01:10:23 pm »

You disband part of the Army and make them into road patrols.

975 AD, Summer

An envoy from King of Dahnia has arrived!

The Dahnian northlands are beset by 'pirates of Alba' as the envoy describes them. King Eón wishes for you to provide money as he wishes to recruit the Hel fishermen and sailors to staff his ships, which also require resources (and thus money).

You decide to...

A) Provide some money, but not enough to cover all of Eón's expenses.
B) Provide nothing, you ain't Dahnia's piggy bank!
C) Provide enough money for both recruits and ships.
« Last Edit: April 23, 2017, 01:12:53 pm by Haspen »
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