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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM+: GAME OVER  (Read 114006 times)

omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1635 on: April 22, 2017, 07:28:30 pm »

GOOD SON, SMART SON. Soon we will smash the Khanate in every front.

We (or he) can later use this to fund the political campaign of politics that benefit us :V

B then C?

I was waiting for elves deciding to invade the dwarven fortress to change the ownership of the mountains.

As glass is a new thing it might be traded as luxury.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1636 on: April 22, 2017, 09:52:02 pm »

C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1637 on: April 22, 2017, 10:20:06 pm »

B
A technological focus would be the best overall, but the Romans Damdamians seem to have it. u_u
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1638 on: April 22, 2017, 10:26:24 pm »

B
A technological focus would be the best overall, but the Romans Damdamians seem to have it. u_u

They are a vast empire, like all vast empires they narrowly focus on everything.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1639 on: April 23, 2017, 12:05:37 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1640 on: April 23, 2017, 12:29:19 am »

B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1641 on: April 23, 2017, 02:43:16 am »

"I only have some malachite stones I could sell." Your son thinks for a moment.

"I'm not sure if it will suffice. I will be back in a moment." You get some bubbly apple wine, a thing from these southern lands, and take few sips before your son returns with man whose owl-like face, flat lip and pale complexion make him look like death incarnate.

"This is Senator Neralus. He does business negotiations with us." The man stares at you with his sad eyes and shakes your hand. Then you get to the business; Neralus is a tough cookie of few words but he knows a lot.

"You only have one mining site. That won't bring much of the stones. I think that we could agree to a bilennial caravan; every two years you could have plenty of stones to send in one go, am I not correct?"

A) "Agreed! Every two years, we shall exchange malachite jewels for Damdamian glass crafts!"
B) "Apologies, but that simply won't do. I don't think we can arrange a deal, there."
C) "Apologies, but that simply won't do... but in few months time, I can procure a steady source of various gemstomes, if you're inclined to wait?"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1642 on: April 23, 2017, 02:45:17 am »

A! We're hardly doing anything else with it, are we?
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NUKE9.13

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1643 on: April 23, 2017, 02:50:08 am »

...what gemstone mines are we considering conquering, exactly?
Regardless, let us not count- or indeed sell- our chickens before they hatch. Biannual trade would be acceptable.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1644 on: April 23, 2017, 02:53:18 am »

The dwarven mines, I think.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1645 on: April 23, 2017, 03:23:41 am »

You conclude a biennial trade deal with the Damdamian senator.

The celebrations go for few more days before you have to leave. You wish your son prosperous rule and healthy children.

Just a day before reaching your castle, your cavalcade is stopped by angry mob.

"Lookit! Our Duke parading through the lands while people are abused and hungry!!"

A) Try to calm the peasants with a good speech.
B) Order your guards to put down those dogs!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1646 on: April 23, 2017, 03:29:52 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1647 on: April 23, 2017, 03:35:51 am »

Aw, come on, man.
The speech route might fail. We aren't exactly charismatic over here. And a critical failure could lead to our death.
On the other hand, the military route, whilst all but guaranteed to save our hide, will almost certainly lower happiness.
...on the basis that most people will probably vote A, just to leave the option open,

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1648 on: April 23, 2017, 03:54:59 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1649 on: April 23, 2017, 03:58:43 am »

It's not like there's a peasant at our throats threatening our lives. The situation doesn't call for that just yet.
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