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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1605 on: April 21, 2017, 05:14:14 pm »

A, gotta get that sweet cash rolling in rapidly!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1606 on: April 21, 2017, 05:19:29 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1607 on: April 21, 2017, 05:42:02 pm »

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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1608 on: April 21, 2017, 05:53:13 pm »

You decide to sell the older surplus of copper.

974 AD, Midwinter

Revenues from gold mines, population tax and even the dwarf tax fill the Treasury!

974 AD, End of the Year

The years move so fast when there's no wars to occupy your mind. Here comes the Advisor with Scrolls of Kingdom Status, but you could swear he was bringing them to you just yesterday.

Happiness: 4
Population: 8
Economy: 8
Army: 4

Dayum!

"My liege! We're swimming in money, thanks to all these revenues this year! Shall we do something grand with the money with have?" You decide to...

A) Be a scrooge and take a swim in your sea of wealth!
B) Refurbish your ducal keep, it's an old building after all.
C) Sponsor numerous festivals and other venues for the tired populace.
D) Hire hundreds of skilled mercenaries for large sums of gold.
E) Commission an artifact from nearby dwarves.
F) Built magnaminous statues and monuments; remainder of your glorious rule.

//EDIT: Forgot the tribute.
« Last Edit: April 21, 2017, 06:04:49 pm by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1609 on: April 21, 2017, 05:57:25 pm »

C Time to party now that the war is won?
« Last Edit: April 21, 2017, 06:29:07 pm by Prophet »
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1610 on: April 21, 2017, 05:59:00 pm »

C, let's try and invest into a happier populace now that it's grown so goddamn enormous.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1611 on: April 21, 2017, 06:01:14 pm »

A

Maybe we can attract a sorceress!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1612 on: April 21, 2017, 06:02:28 pm »

D, that will be the last cash tribute we send.  Our armies will be the next, ready for a war of independence!

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1613 on: April 21, 2017, 06:05:30 pm »

Why do we want independence? The kingdoms been a pretty good ally thus far, and more then fair to us. Honestly the relationship we've had with them thus far has totally been worth the cash we've paid. To wit, imagine other people we've given more money to but got not nearly as much, like our sons kingdom! And the dwarfs. And basically anyone we've ever given money too because the northerns have been pretty chill.

Lets at least wait until they get some shitty king on the throne instead of what appears to be an immanently reasonable one.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1614 on: April 21, 2017, 06:05:50 pm »

On that note, I kinda feel like independence would be a bit out-of-character for Estwalf as he is. His whole reign has practically been defined by loyalty. Perhaps his son would fight for independence, but it just seems out-of-the-blue for the current character.

Also, C.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1615 on: April 21, 2017, 06:05:57 pm »

E
Making that charisma atrtifact was one of the best decisions of the last game.

Why not have another one made?
« Last Edit: April 21, 2017, 07:12:50 pm by vastaghen12 »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1616 on: April 21, 2017, 06:12:38 pm »

B! Invest!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1617 on: April 21, 2017, 06:15:06 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1618 on: April 21, 2017, 06:27:47 pm »

Happyness is already quite good. I don't see why we need to throw money at it now.

D

Even if we don't want independence, we might have to kick so Kahnite ass sooner rather than later, especially now that our son is right in their firing line.

Changing vote.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1619 on: April 21, 2017, 06:29:44 pm »

B Actually keeping our keep maintained is probably important.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.
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