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NUKE9.13

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1590 on: April 21, 2017, 03:49:58 pm »

It is not time to declare independence... yet.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1591 on: April 21, 2017, 03:50:14 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1592 on: April 21, 2017, 04:01:59 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1593 on: April 21, 2017, 04:08:26 pm »

If the wife plans not to leave our arm, she will indeed need to be... Ah... Armed.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1594 on: April 21, 2017, 04:50:39 pm »

You have the money sent to your senior.

974 AD, Summer

There was a mighty hail and thunderstorms that went about the Duchy, destroying nascent crops. Fortunately, your Hurthling subjects managed to save the farmlands!

974 AD, Autumn

Queen of Lametania has abdicated for retirement. Your son, Salus, became the next King of Lametania! He has so far proven to be a sturdy, healthy man who isn't touched by fatigue nor sickness.

974 AD, Mid-Autumn

Your new wife, Ygwylla, gives birth to a boy! She has named him 'Yvin'.

Salus, King of Lametania, has sent you a letter; he asks you for monetary help, as the Kingdom that he had inherited has several tributes set up by the retired Queen to maintain peace with the Khanate and the Damdamians, and this year the Lametanian treasury is a bit empty.

A) Of course I will send my boy some money!
B) Nuh-uh, ain't got cash for that!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1595 on: April 21, 2017, 04:51:56 pm »

Money? For our loin spawn?!? YES.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1596 on: April 21, 2017, 04:52:13 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1597 on: April 21, 2017, 04:54:49 pm »

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Though you are a bit too old for an allowance, son. Balance your bloody budget already, will you?
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NUKE9.13

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1598 on: April 21, 2017, 04:57:12 pm »

Ugh. I told you inheriting the throne of that money pit of a kingdom wouldn't be a good thing for us. Certainly not worth all the cash we've had to pour down their greedy throats.
But we're in too deep now. We can't just abandon our son. Spend it wisely, boy.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1599 on: April 21, 2017, 05:04:13 pm »

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...But I hope we get the option to fuck with the Khanate and/or the Damdamians on his behalf soon.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1600 on: April 21, 2017, 05:09:21 pm »

Money is prepared and send to Lametania post-haste.

974 AD, Winter

"My liege, what about the copper?"

"What co- oh."

"The stockpiled amounts are already growing patina in places. We haven't heard from Calvendocian merchant authorities for years. Should we start using and selling the copper on our own?"

A) "Sure, it's about time we start profiting off the copper mines again."
B) "Sell only the older products, then start stockpiling again."
C) "No, keep storing them!"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1601 on: April 21, 2017, 05:10:55 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1602 on: April 21, 2017, 05:11:37 pm »

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Also, get someone who isn't an idiot to store our metals. Or at the very least instruct someone in the strategic use of wax.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1603 on: April 21, 2017, 05:13:07 pm »

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NUKE9.13

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1604 on: April 21, 2017, 05:13:56 pm »

The who now? Oh, right. Them. I vaguely recall not really being all that interested in reopening ties with them regardless.
Although I guess we aren't running low on cash at the moment. I suppose we can do

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