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crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1440 on: April 18, 2017, 01:59:02 pm »

For this Offence, They Shall Burn. A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1441 on: April 18, 2017, 02:04:32 pm »

They pretended to want peace and then tried to assassinate us.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1442 on: April 18, 2017, 02:05:45 pm »

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Show them mercy, prove to the population that we're better rulers then what they currently got. Then they won't give us issues once we kill all their rulers and useless middlemen.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1443 on: April 18, 2017, 02:07:27 pm »

A. Kill it with fire!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1444 on: April 18, 2017, 02:13:06 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1445 on: April 18, 2017, 02:13:54 pm »

We would like to keep the city. Sure, execute the leaders in a horrible way, but leave the place standing, please.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1446 on: April 18, 2017, 02:14:15 pm »

They just went and made this shit personal.

Nevertheless, B. No use burning the place down. Let's starve out the populace and see how long it takes them to deliver the heads of their superiors to us.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1447 on: April 18, 2017, 02:17:13 pm »

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We are no weak and wine soaked noble. We are not one to blame an entire people for the acts of one man and burn them all out of fear and petulant anger. The common man bears no blame for the sins of their leaders. 

We'll take this city, then we'll publicly pour molten steel down the throats of the ruling class. We can rule with a fist of iron, and the people will respect that, but only if it's fair.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1448 on: April 18, 2017, 02:18:17 pm »

You permit the attack on Luathbas, or rather bombardment of it.

971 AD, Four days later

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You feel better enough to sit and meet with your commanders.

Their assault on the city was repelled, of course, but many a stone was catapulted over the wall and surely smashed lots of buildings and people, just like thick plumes of smoke attest for effectiveness of fire arrows.

They now wish to know what are your plans for Luathbas now.

A) Continue the siege.
B) Mount a full-scale attack!
C) Offer them a chance to surrender.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1449 on: April 18, 2017, 02:19:21 pm »

A, the only surrender we'll take now is unconditional.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1450 on: April 18, 2017, 02:19:52 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1451 on: April 18, 2017, 02:20:11 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1452 on: April 18, 2017, 02:20:27 pm »

Bah, well if we're going to take this road of blood and ash, we might as well follow it to the end.

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Harry, stop pre-following me, it's getting creepy.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1453 on: April 18, 2017, 02:33:12 pm »

Yeah, continue the siege.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1454 on: April 18, 2017, 02:53:03 pm »

You continue the siege.

971 AD, Autumn

And it does.

A week into Autumn, you receive in your tent a courtier from the palace.

"Greetings, Grand Duke!" Lord Mitain bows his head. "I bring news from the court. The harvests these year were bontiful but as we're at war and our Treasury isn't exceptionally well, the court decided against lavish festivals. There's also one more thing, it's about dwarves of Zonalath."

"What about them?"

"They're mining gemstones! Whole bags and small coffers of cut gemstones and gem trinkets leave their fortress annually! Our people found out after some bandits attacked one of their caravans, and amongst recovered loot was a whole load of chests of jewels with mark of their newest fortress. The court couldn't decide if the dwarves were simply making use of the area they're protecting or whether they made Lizardmen a pretext to open such profitable mines. Thus I was sent to seek your counsel, my lord."

A) "The dwarves already pay a tax every two years, no need to demand more."
B) "This means they have coffers full with money, and can easily pay us every year instead every two!"
C) "Treachery! The court ought to send for dwarves and have them release control of gem mines to us!"
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