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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1215 on: April 06, 2017, 10:20:06 am »

You send another envoy.

970 AD, Summer

There's the envoy back, leading a short guy in a bright yellow cloak! The guards report that there's also a messenger from Queen of Lametania, saying it's urgent matter.

A) Let's talk with the Hurthling that envoy hath brought!
B) Our son's future Kingdom gets priority!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1216 on: April 06, 2017, 10:26:00 am »

As tragic as it is, B gets priority.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1217 on: April 06, 2017, 10:29:32 am »

If this is another request for cash... well, they're going to have to invest in bankruptcy lawyers.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1218 on: April 06, 2017, 10:42:51 am »

A!

Fuck, man, we get the Queen's envoys in here all the time! A Hurthling is a dang rarity!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1219 on: April 06, 2017, 11:30:15 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1220 on: April 06, 2017, 11:50:06 am »

Damn, we brought a Hurthling to make him wait? Give him a bit of wine and fruits, he will understand that we are dealing with a help call. I don't want the envoy talking to the queen "Oh, they made us wait and stayed negotiating with a hurthling."

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1221 on: April 06, 2017, 12:35:06 pm »

I wouldn't risk anything to damage our chances with the hurthlings.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1222 on: April 06, 2017, 12:40:34 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1223 on: April 06, 2017, 02:45:54 pm »

A

We need to find a way to adopt a Hurthling and make it our heir.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1224 on: April 06, 2017, 03:06:02 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1225 on: April 06, 2017, 03:06:45 pm »

You decide to meet with the Hurthling first. The shory, big-toothed man bows comically and holds his hat.

"Griitings, noble hewmon Duke! We have heard that your piisants have problems with toiling of earf, so we would be delighted to help, but the Kashite hold us for ransom! Because we did a bad fifty years ago and still have to pay them with foodstuffs becuz we have no golds."

A) "Then I shall pay for your freedom! My Treasurer will set aside the coin while you should go and prepare your peoples to migrate to Tven!"
B) "Clearly the Kashite exploit your naivety and humbleness! I shall send a letter to their King to see that you're freed of your obligations."
C) "Oh, sorry then, but we can't help with that."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1226 on: April 06, 2017, 03:12:56 pm »

Hmm. On the one hand, Hurthlings! On the other, I don't want to pay every single year for them. Perhaps we can negotiate with the Kashites. We may not be charismatic, but we can surely arrange something.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1227 on: April 06, 2017, 03:14:33 pm »

A

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1228 on: April 06, 2017, 03:24:06 pm »

If we do B and they refuse we can still offer them money. Let's do B first and see where it goes.
(he heh. Pissants. Sounds about right.)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #1229 on: April 06, 2017, 03:27:35 pm »

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