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[Gigabytebob]

h-h-Hello your majesty I am your royal servant what is your first order as king my liege perhaps the dwarfs are digging too deep and are annoying you or maybe you have some rivals to take care of   

[RoseHeart]

First! (remove "game" from title)
Bring me Dwarf-Feline Soup!!

[Puppyguard]

And with that I want some fried chicken with some dwarven blood ale.

[Gigabytebob]

First! (remove "game" from title)
Bring me Dwarf-Feline Soup!!

And with that I want some fried chicken with some dwarven blood ale.

o-o-ok sir i will send a garrison of troops to assault the dwarven fortress known as bloodboat above us

*8 hour's later*

it appears the dwarfs are defeated the 3 that survived are now your slaves what would you like to do with them oh and here is your soup and ale sir 

[Gigabytebob]

First! (remove "game" from title)
Bring me Dwarf-Feline Soup!!

And with that I want some fried chicken with some dwarven blood ale.

o-o-ok sir i will send a garrison of troops to assault the dwarven fortress known as bloodboat above us

*8 hour's later*

it appears the dwarfs are defeated the 3 that survived are now your slaves what would you like to do with them oh and here is your soup and ale sir 

and your fries chicken

[RoseHeart]

Bring me a succubis that knows yoga. My rump is stiff from sitting in this throne it's time to do some Downward Cerberus, and Rising Hellflame poses.

[Gigabytebob]

Bring me a succubis that knows yoga. My rump is stiff from sitting in this throne it's time to do some Downward Cerberus, and Rising Hellflame poses.

h-h-Here is the best succubus yoga instructor in hell sir

[Gigabytebob]

Bring me a succubis that knows yoga. My rump is stiff from sitting in this throne it's time to do some Downward Cerberus, and Rising Hellflame poses.

h-h-Here is the best succubus yoga instructor in hell sir

Succubus: I herd my king wants to get in to yoga so lets get to exercising those gluts   

[RoseHeart]

*Demin King doesn't change expression, and rises*

He then rolls his neck and arms. "OK!!"

[Funk]

*Demin King doesn't change expression, and rises*

He then rolls his neck and arms. "OK!!"

+1

[RAM]

Burn glutes, figuratively, and literally.

[Andres]

Begin a campaign of extermination among the humans. Slaughter the warriors, send the weak to death camps where they will fuel further conquest with their labour and suffering.

[RAM]

Ehh, That is a bit obvious. Can't we instead make a sword that sacrifices its victims in order to summon a demon, then sponsor an underground tournament and offer it as a prize, and tell the demons to pretend to be subservient to the sword's wielder so long as they aren't ordered to do anything suicidal? It'd be kind of nice to set up a fake demon king who is just a greedy human and then launch our invasion while everyone is distracted...

[RoseHeart]

Or we could just watch Hellflix.

[RAM]

Ugh, please no, that is all reality television. No, seriously, literally all of it. I heard it was a punishment for people who complain about criticism.