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[Vgray]

'They seem to manage to overcook everything. Ever heard of a Dingo? Dingos are a human specialty. They eat it every day. It's hard not to get sick of it.'

Otez downs the wine.

[Asin]

'They seem to manage to overcook everything. Ever heard of a Dingo? Dingos are a human specialty. They eat it every day. It's hard not to get sick of it.'

Otez downs the wine.

Barkeep: "Yeah, I've heard of dingo. Even eaten some. How do they cook it? Boil it? Bake it?

...Sorry if I ask so many questions..."

[Vgray]

'They like to make big stews out of it. And it's fine. If nothing else, I'm a tame goblin. That's still a rarity right? Even with all the refugees I hear so much about.'

[Asin]

'They like to make big stews out of it. And it's fine. If nothing else, I'm a tame goblin. That's still a rarity right? Even with all the refugees I hear so much about.'

Barkeep: "Refugees? What's been going on?"

[Vgray]

'You haven't heard? The northen elves have taken a major dark fortress. Killed a demon master and everything.'

[Asin]

'You haven't heard? The northen elves have taken a major dark fortress. Killed a demon master and everything.'

Barkeep: "Damn. Surprising that those hippies could take a whole dark fortress."

[Vgray]

'Hah! True enough. Although, I seem to recall the last dwarven-elven war not going so well for you.'

[Asin]

'Hah! True enough. Although, I seem to recall the last dwarven-elven war not going so well for you.'

Barkeep: "Wasn't that one settled by a truce? That's what my father told me anyway."

[Vgray]

'Oh sure. But not before the elves gave the dwarves a bit of a bloody nose.'

[Asin]

'Oh sure. But not before the elves gave the dwarves a bit of a bloody nose.'

Barkeep: "Great... Hmm?"

*Behind you, a fist fight has started between a human and a dwarf.*

[Vgray]

'How exciting! I bet a silver peice on the dwarf.'

[Asin]

'How exciting! I bet a silver peice on the dwarf.'

Barkeep: "They are really going at it..."

*The human slugs the dwarf with a hit that certainly knocked some teeth loose. But the dwarf punches the human right in the "crown jewels"!*

[Vgray]

'They certainly are. I wonder why?'

[Asin]

'They certainly are. I wonder why?'

Barkeep: "Probably over what's the better weapon or booze or somethin' trivial."

[Vgray]

'And they say goblins are violent. Not that they're wrong.'