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Radish wine.

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Total Members Voted: 17

[Asin]

Name: Otez
Age: 200
Gender: Male
Race: Goblin
Religion: Arist the Savage Cradles, god of war, fortresses, volcanoes, metals, crafts, and the moon
Profession: Miner
Plans of citizenship: Citizen
Appearance: A short squat goblin with a very sharp pickaxe and somewhat manic grin plastered on his face.

Med looks nervous.

"Uh, hello, Mr..."

[Vgray]

Name: Otez
Age: 200
Gender: Male
Race: Goblin
Religion: Arist the Savage Cradles, god of war, fortresses, volcanoes, metals, crafts, and the moon
Profession: Miner
Plans of citizenship: Citizen
Appearance: A short squat goblin with a very sharp pickaxe and somewhat manic grin plastered on his face.

Med looks nervous.

"Uh, hello, Mr..."

'They call me Otez.'

[Asin]

'They call me Otez.'

Med: "Otez, eh? W-Welcome to Amberdagger! The tavern's to your left."

[Vgray]

Otez nods at the Dwarf and heads for the tavern.

[Asin]

Otez nods at the Dwarf and heads for the tavern.

*Inside the tavern is quite a site. A troll of all things singing dwarven songs, a rhino man busy conversing with veterans of some war, and various other things.*

[Vgray]

Otez sits down and hails the barkeep.

'I'll have anything that's cheap and isn't longland beer.

[Asin]

Otez sits down and hails the barkeep.

'I'll have anything that's cheap and isn't longland beer.

Barkeep: "Alright. We got sewer brew, prickle berry wine, and gutter cruor for the cheap stuff. 1 copper coin for any of those."

[Vgray]

'I'll have the prickle berry wine. And some beak dog meat if you happen to have some. I'd settle for cat.'

[Asin]

'I'll have the prickle berry wine. And some beak dog meat if you happen to have some. I'd settle for cat.'

Barkeep: "We do have beak dog meat from an old attack by other goblins a while back. Would you like it as a roast, biscuits, or a stew?"

[Vgray]

'A roast would be good.'

[Asin]

'A roast would be good.'

Barkeep: "Lemme go grab it."

*After a few minutes, the barkeep comes back with a beak dog roast topped with tiny little slivers of cat meat and a big ol' mug full of prickle berry wine.*

Barkeep: "Huzzah! Here is your meal!"

[Vgray]

Otez digs in with a gusto that would probably alarm a non goblin.

'This is much better than the Human fare I'm used to.'

[Asin]

Otez digs in with a gusto that would probably disgust a non goblin.

'This is much better than the Human fare I'm used to.'

Barkeep: "Well, what's human food like?"

[Vgray]

'For one thing, humans eat too many things like prickle berries and all sorts of other things that come from the ground. I'm not sure they even know how to make proper roast beak dog. Or proper roast anything. Maybe I've just been around them too long.'

[Asin]

'For one thing, humans eat too many things like prickle berries and all sorts of other things that come from the ground. I'm not sure they even know how to make proper roast beak dog. Or proper roast anything. Maybe I've just been around them too long.'

Barkeep: "Anything else about their food? Or no?"