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Total Members Voted: 17

[snow dwarf]

Through the fort gate comes in a family of cute, little ducks.
Ahhhh! They are here! It's over. Run for your lives!

[Asin]

Through the fort gate comes in a family of cute, little ducks.
Ahhhh! They are here! It's over. Run for your lives!

One of the squadmembers, a speardwarf, pokes at the ducks with his *iron spear*.

[crazyabe]

(Duck 1 Grabs the spear
Duck 1 gains hold of the Spear
Speardwarf "Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh"
Duck 1 Slashes its spear through Speardwarf's Neck, Shoving the Spine through the Head.
Speardwarf has been Struck down.) - This Did not happen, Spoof of this rabbit.

[snow dwarf]

(Duck 1 Grabs the spear
Duck 1 gains hold of the Spear
Speardwarf "Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh"
Duck 1 Slashes its spear through Speardwarf's Neck, Shoving the Spine through the Head.
Speardwarf has been Struck down.) - This Did not happen, Spoof of this rabbit.

This didn't but this did:
Suddenly the family of ducks start growing into giant size. Were-ducks!

[Asin]

The remaining members of the squad charge at the were-ducks, knowing they have a better chance as they are wearing steel armor of the highest degree.

The remaining 4 are a human swordsman, 2 marksdwarves, and the captain, an axedwarf with a *steel great axe*

[Asin]

(Bump. This thing is coming back, boys.)

[PaPaj]

Name: Urist McCrazy
Age: 26
Gender: Male
Race : Dwarf
Religion: Other
Profession: Chessemaker
Plans of citizenship: Citizen Chessethrower (with legendary throwing)
Appearance: Average Dwarf that looks crazy

[Asin]

Name: Urist McCrazy
Age: 26
Gender: Male
Race : Dwarf
Religion: Other
Profession: Chessemaker
Plans of citizenship: Citizen Chessethrower (with legendary throwing)
Appearance: Average Dwarf that looks crazy

Med, the dwarf leading in the migrants, looks at Urist McCrazy.

"Hmm... You look a bit familiar. No matter. Come in, fellow dwarf!"

[Asin]

(Bump?)

[Khan Boyzitbig]

Name: Boris McScuttle
Age: 19
Gender: Male
Race: Jumping Spider Man
Religion: n/a
Profession: Miner
Plans of citizenship: Citizen
Appearance:A Large black and white striped spiderman wearing Bronze armour and wielding an Adamantine pickaxe that menaces with spikes of steel.


I wonder what is for dinner, wereduck perhaps?

[Asin]

Name: Boris McScuttle
Age: 19
Gender: Male
Race: Jumping Spider Man
Religion: n/a
Profession: Miner
Plans of citizenship: Citizen
Appearance:A Large black and white striped spiderman wearing Bronze armour and wielding an Adamantine pickaxe that menaces with spikes of steel.


I wonder what is for dinner, wereduck perhaps?

Med looks at the spider man. "Hello, good sir."

[Khan Boyzitbig]

Does anything need doing around here? What drinks are there? Boris' head twitches side to side as he looks around, then he scuttles sidewards up the nearest wall Perhaps the ceiling needs a good clean?

[Asin]

Does anything need doing around here? What drinks are there? Boris' head twitches side to side as he looks around, then he scuttles sidewards up the nearest wall Perhaps the ceiling needs a good clean?

Med: "The Violet Rat is at your left. Plenty of good drinks."

[Vgray]

Name: Otez
Age: 200
Gender: Male
Race: Goblin
Religion: Arist the Savage Cradles, god of war, fortresses, volcanoes, metals, crafts, and the moon
Profession: Miner
Plans of citizenship: Citizen
Appearance: A short squat goblin with a very sharp pickaxe and somewhat manic grin plastered on his face.

[Khan Boyzitbig]

Boris McScuttle travels towards the Violet Rat via the ceiling.