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[RoseHeart]

Zombie arm targets that smaller Craig hiding inside of Craig! And shoots!

[MeimieFan88]

[RAM]

You tore the small craig corpse in half and fed one half to a tree, and then tore the remaining half in half and fed one of THOSE to another tree. And you kept on doing this until all the trees were fed. This completed your quest and you levelled up and got a free hat.

[Puppyguard]

But the hat became a mini boss and started attacking you!
It ate the bard's arms and then craig regurgitated lava to kill it.
Then, suddenly, a flying saucer came and sent out cyborgs!

((This is both hilarious and awesome!))

[Imic]

Imic said:
Hey, look, is it just me, or is there a tardis over there? You should go into it and fuse with a ghost to become a glad dummy.

[RoseHeart]

But it was all an illusion. Weirdo monster pulled up in a tankbus and offered us a ride. Evil alien was pushing because it was out of gas.

You: I thought you were dead!

Evil Alien: Now you know why I'm evil!

[RoseHeart]

((Guys, help vote this game up!))

[RoseHeart]

The zombie nurse and monster was also in the tankbus.

You apologised about stealing the arm, but the zombie nurse explained that having only 1 arm made it a good zombie.

Monster was smoking pot, completely legally.

[TankKit]

Bannana. ((Yes, that is an action.))

[crazyabe]

Reset the universe to Second one.

[Imic]

The living embodiment of the voice Imic comes down from the sky in what is obviously a tardis.
I went to check it out, all aboard!
Literally everyone there gets on.
Stuff happens.
Cheese people start to fly.
Imic is wearing too much armour to be seen properly, unfortunately.

[RoseHeart]

The living embodiment of roseheart is a rose in unimportant bard's hair. With tiny neat vines.

Edit: After triple combo pole vaulting into the scene.

Reset the universe to Second one.

No not that one... Yeah not that one. That one the other one yeah!

[RAM]

Craigs hair glared at Roseheart, who then felt guilty for triple-posting. Craig's hair feasted upon the guilt and gained the power to alter its size.

[RoseHeart]

Well at least it's more interesting than double posting. GUILT NULLIFIED

Triple posting, sounds like a bad-ass pole vaulting stunt or something... (previous post updated)

Unimportant person is now the protagonist but still unimportant. Protagonist is now Supporting Character.

Supporting Character is now twice x3 as important.

[Puppyguard]

But suddenly, a portal opened and you were sucked in! moments later you realize you are alone in the middle of a battlefield between the evil aliens and purple defense cubes!
You quickly ran to shelter behind a ruined cube, narrowly dodging lasers from both sides.