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[MeimieFan88]

[TankKit]

FLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE WINDOW TO SAVE MANKIND FROM THE PARASITE!

[crazyabe]

You Posted to watch.

[Puppyguard]

FLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE WINDOW TO SAVE MANKIND FROM THE PARASITE!

And then use the shards to cut the parasite! Quickly!
Suddenly a medical team arrived on the scene outside, having heard the glass breaking! They started to surgically remove the parasite but it detached and mauled them!

Noble arm beast, we must destroy them before they can damage the host. Kill the medical team.

[RAM]

FLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE WINDOW TO SAVE MANKIND FROM THE PARASITE!

And then use the shards to cut the parasite! Quickly!
Suddenly a medical team arrived on the scene outside, having heard the glass breaking! They started to surgically remove the parasite but it detached and mauled them!

Noble arm beast, we must destroy them before they can damage the host. Kill the medical team.

+1

[MeimieFan88]

[TankKit]

Smash your face against the tree to test if this is a dream or not.

[Imic]

Become a god for no apparent reason.

[RAM]

This situation has nothing to do with you, flee.

[Puppyguard]

Become a god for no apparent reason.

And then realize that you're not actually a god, and try to crawl to safety.

Noble arm beast, implant eggs in the fallen medical team member and then maul another one.

[MeimieFan88]

[TankKit]

You realized that the infected people were now chasing you.

[helmacon]

all the faces look so goddamn sad and horrified, uhhg. why?

[Puppyguard]

You realized that the infected people were now chasing you.

+1

And then two cubes of purple appeared in front of you, blocking your escape!

((This is hilarious so far.))

[RAM]

-Ambulance: Acquire a 500-line geometric graffiti pattern on your most visible facing then continue to hide under the fourth-wall, menacing the artist with your hypothetical existence.
-Weirdo-in-the-Window: Glare!