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[MeimieFan88]

((Oh My God My Brain))

[TankKit]

We spontaneously learn how to solve world hunger, and also how to cause world starvation.

We choose world starvation.

[RoseHeart]

It was the right thing to do.

[RAM]

Completely unimportant person: Continue being completely unimportant.

Ghost meteor: Gaze down from the sky.

[Imic]

It's me, the voice in your head, Imic! Quickly, don't cause world hunger! You'll starve yourself as well!

[RoseHeart]

Oh no she unzips her suit and she's an evil alien on the inside!

But the real girl is behind and shoots her dead!


She joined the Party by offering us a convenience store burrito! Craig's steals it the greedy bastard.

[Puppyguard]

The weirdo monster disapproves. It charges in and smashes the store, then steals Craig's taco.
It smacks the unimportant person into the car, knocking them unconscious!

[RoseHeart]

The store owner is pissed and starts throwing bombs at everyone and calling them Thief!

[Puppyguard]

Only to be eaten by the weirdo monster! Which starts shooting bombs at everything and then the car explodes, and we don't see unimportant person anymore. Craig and Protagonist run down the street.

[helmacon]

As we leave, the purple security cubes activate, and begin battling the weirdo creature.

[RAM]

Unimportant person actually used their unimportant power to fuse with their wallet to become an unimportant wallet.

[birdy51]

Acquire Woman.

[RoseHeart]

Ghost Meteor: *puts on shades*

"My work is done here"

*Gives us the middle finger*

[Puppyguard]

A lone beam from the security cubes blows up ghost meteor, destroying him!

[RAM]

Acquire Bard and recall that stick-folk are a unigendered species that reproduce by filling a limb with nutrients and then detaching it to grow a new person.