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[PaPaj]

At being shaked around a bit Sir Lootington stops for a bit, before taking what is probabaly the biggest breath someone can take, before releasing it something that can barely even be called a sentence.

"So yeah as I was saying I was friends with a bunch of people who pranked me because I think that's how friendship works and then one day when I knocked one of them out they all suddenly left for some reason and I never saw them again and then I got sent to a really comfortable place where they had lots of nice food and a nice lady talked to me and asked me if I had any problems and I said no I don't have problems because I have loads of friends who I get to prank every day and then after a while she kept talking about how brain damage is bad and stuff although I don't know why she did that because it has nothing to do with my friend and how I prank them lots which for some reason loads of people have problems with me pranking my friends even though I know that is how friendship works atleast I think so yeah I am pretty sure that is how it works and then I went to a bunch of different schools and for some reason I always only ended up staying at for a few weeks before I got kicked out because everyone was jealous of my friendship skills oh yeah and my parents also did alot of traveling to different places where there were different schools and sent me to multiple schools in each place and I also don't understand what is so good about school except from friendship because I am pretty sure that I was friendship and after a while everyone started to get smaller for some reason and my parents decided to leave to get in boxes I don't know why I don't think it makes much sense to spend alot of time in boxes but then I was alone for a while and I decided to get a job as a blacksmith and was very good at it so eventually I got my own blacksmith and things kept getting smaller and lots of people bought and bunch of different weapons yes I do know what weapons and death are by the way I am not stupid I know weapons are things that send people to the magical sky aliens in the sky and that death is when you are spending time with the sky aliens in the sky and that apparantly it has lots of fire and death and destructing and great magical alien people called gods who live in a place called Hell which is apparantly in the sky even though it has massive caverns and loads of different stuff but yeah the magical sky alien people called gods do a bunch of stuff do the world like making people kill loads of other people so that they get to live in Hell and be very happy oh yeah and they also solve world hunger by making it so you can only eat crumbs sometimes."

He stops before taking another big gasp of breath.

"So yeah anyway never mind all that stuff are we friends now I hope we are friends now I mean I know we probably are because I pranked you and pranking people means you maked friends with them apparantly atleast I think so yeah I am pretty sure I am correct anyway you haven't told me what happened to that one guy who died I forgot his name what was it again Hamcelak oh well never mind that I also want to know about what sorts of adventures you had while you were gone also actually could you please tell me whether or not I am correct about friendship and stuff also why am I feeling so lightheaded right now oh well nevermind it's probabaly nothing also does anyone else have this strange feeling in the back of their head that something's trying to invade their mind and fill it with a bunch of random memories oh well probabaly also nothing oh hey looks it's you other guys when did you get how did I not see you oh well it doesn't matter I would the most important thing here is-" "GAA-" "Ok what was that strange noise it was probabaly nothing anyway as I was saying the next most important thing here is probabaly going on adventures again and stuff also I don't want to go to the magical aliens in the sky just yet because apparantly some people fear them I don't know why hey hang on a second where did that memory of me cutting my hands off come from I never did that eh it's probabaly nothing anyway as I was saying I am curious to where we are going next are we going anywhere important OOOOOH are we going on a field trip wait what's a field trip I don't know what a field trip is that word just randomly popped into my head ok then this is weird anyway I think that strange feeling I had of something in the back of my mind has now turned to a feeling of something whimpering in the back of my mind oh well it's probabaly nothing so anyway where are we going now?"

(())

THIS IS SO CHAOTIC I DONT UNDERSTAND YOU

[TankKit]

At being shaked around a bit Sir Lootington stops for a bit, before taking what is probabaly the biggest breath someone can take, before releasing it something that can barely even be called a sentence.

"So yeah as I was saying I was friends with a bunch of people who pranked me because I think that's how friendship works and then one day when I knocked one of them out they all suddenly left for some reason and I never saw them again and then I got sent to a really comfortable place where they had lots of nice food and a nice lady talked to me and asked me if I had any problems and I said no I don't have problems because I have loads of friends who I get to prank every day and then after a while she kept talking about how brain damage is bad and stuff although I don't know why she did that because it has nothing to do with my friend and how I prank them lots which for some reason loads of people have problems with me pranking my friends even though I know that is how friendship works atleast I think so yeah I am pretty sure that is how it works and then I went to a bunch of different schools and for some reason I always only ended up staying at for a few weeks before I got kicked out because everyone was jealous of my friendship skills oh yeah and my parents also did alot of traveling to different places where there were different schools and sent me to multiple schools in each place and I also don't understand what is so good about school except from friendship because I am pretty sure that I was friendship and after a while everyone started to get smaller for some reason and my parents decided to leave to get in boxes I don't know why I don't think it makes much sense to spend alot of time in boxes but then I was alone for a while and I decided to get a job as a blacksmith and was very good at it so eventually I got my own blacksmith and things kept getting smaller and lots of people bought and bunch of different weapons yes I do know what weapons and death are by the way I am not stupid I know weapons are things that send people to the magical sky aliens in the sky and that death is when you are spending time with the sky aliens in the sky and that apparantly it has lots of fire and death and destructing and great magical alien people called gods who live in a place called Hell which is apparantly in the sky even though it has massive caverns and loads of different stuff but yeah the magical sky alien people called gods do a bunch of stuff do the world like making people kill loads of other people so that they get to live in Hell and be very happy oh yeah and they also solve world hunger by making it so you can only eat crumbs sometimes."

He stops before taking another big gasp of breath.

"So yeah anyway never mind all that stuff are we friends now I hope we are friends now I mean I know we probably are because I pranked you and pranking people means you maked friends with them apparantly atleast I think so yeah I am pretty sure I am correct anyway you haven't told me what happened to that one guy who died I forgot his name what was it again Hamcelak oh well never mind that I also want to know about what sorts of adventures you had while you were gone also actually could you please tell me whether or not I am correct about friendship and stuff also why am I feeling so lightheaded right now oh well nevermind it's probabaly nothing also does anyone else have this strange feeling in the back of their head that something's trying to invade their mind and fill it with a bunch of random memories oh well probabaly also nothing oh hey looks it's you other guys when did you get how did I not see you oh well it doesn't matter I would the most important thing here is-" "GAA-" "Ok what was that strange noise it was probabaly nothing anyway as I was saying the next most important thing here is probabaly going on adventures again and stuff also I don't want to go to the magical aliens in the sky just yet because apparantly some people fear them I don't know why hey hang on a second where did that memory of me cutting my hands off come from I never did that eh it's probabaly nothing anyway as I was saying I am curious to where we are going next are we going anywhere important OOOOOH are we going on a field trip wait what's a field trip I don't know what a field trip is that word just randomly popped into my head ok then this is weird anyway I think that strange feeling I had of something in the back of my mind has now turned to a feeling of something whimpering in the back of my mind oh well it's probabaly nothing so anyway where are we going now?"

(())

THIS IS SO CHAOTIC I DONT UNDERSTAND YOU

Woof.
Wanna chicken leg?

[Coolrune206]

Frank's expression can only be described as awe. After a moment of attempting to process this, he responds, still angry;

"You tried to murder me. In the face!"

[Dustan Hache]

"... screw this, I'm not with them."
take my wheelbarrow and leave. I am not sticking around to deal with thieves and insane asylum escapees.

[TankKit]

Sir Lootington's smile fades, replaced with... sadness? "Well... maybe that was going a big far for a prank but it was all just for fun...right? Can we still be friends... Ple-" "-AA-" "-se? No, you probabaly don't want to-" "-AAA-" "be my friend now. Ok." "-AAAAA-"

Hmm, Sir Lootington appears to have gone completely limp with their eyes closed. That can't be good.

((Note: Changing red to black so mystery screaming inside Sir Lootington's head that noone else hears doesn't effect Dustan, don't want to steal someone's speech now do I... Or do I?))

[Coolrune206]

"I don't. Wait up, Dustan."

Frank shakes his head at Sir Lootington, then follows Dustan.

[TankKit]

I wonder what's going through Sir Knight's head right now...

[PaPaj]

I wonder what's going through Sir Knight's head right now...

"Kill you're friends...Kill them all"

[Sir Knight]

I'm thinking how this has been a very interesting negotiation over stolen goods.  You can have whatever sort of spasm you want!  There are still armed guards between you and any escape . . .

For these guards and this "prospector" lady, the reactions that matter most are from Sir Lootington (TankKit), Durenadal (HugeNerdAndProudOfIt), and Overseer (FallacyofUrist).  We haven't heard the latter two yet.

John (ziizo) is helping, so I'll keep that in mind.  If Frank (Coolrune206) and Dustan (Dustan Hache) feel the need to depart, then that's their business, and you'll just test to see if the guards care.  Though it's a darn shame, since Frank had also been trying to help a moment ago . . . well, that's what happens when you drive people off.

And . . .

I can see Dustan's frustration with teammates working against their own adventuring success.  And also Frank's astonishment that I'm putting up with you all.   From my perspective, though, I've done the important parts: I've wrangled an unwilling and unhelpful batch of adventurers into completing all tutorials.  You know the rules now.  You can get yourselves ruined or killed all you want!

I just hope you're having fun doing it and that we keep exploring the game world at a reasonable pace.

[Coolrune206]

(I'm really enjoying this. Thanks for running this game! I appreciate your tolerance for bizarreness  ))

[FallacyofUrist]

"The one who did the goods stealing is dead now. Take it up with him. It's not as though we authorized him at all."

[Sir Knight]

Ah ha, the reasoned diplomat goes to work!  The question becomes: are these people using modern Western views of responsibility for debt, or is this a fairyland "you're all traveling companions, you're all doomed" sort of situation?

Oh, an actual question for the players: Dustan (Dustan Hache), you said you wanted to move on, and Frank (Coolrune206) is following you.  Where would you like to (try to) head right now?

[TankKit]

((Heh heh heh heh, EHEH HEH HEH HEH, AHA HA HA HA, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHA!))

[Sir Knight]

In other news, it has come to my attention that I forgot about the "Darkling" theme for the forum.  This means that Overseer's "black" text was appearing as white for everybody other than me.  Well, darn.

Those using this theme can see that I have corrected it here and will continue with this text appearance into the future.

[HugeNerdAndProudOfIt]

I assume no responsibly and gained no benefit from the foolish desire of my "Colleague" to steal your backpack.