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[FallacyofUrist]

It should be noted that the ship's original name was The Ship of Theseus.

[TalonisWolf]

One of the previous owners as attached a heavily armoured ramming prow on the starboard side, they mistakenly thought it was the front and flew the ship sideways for their entire lifetime.

As a result, all owners from that point onward turn that side of the ship towards enemy fire just in case they know about the shields... 'flaw'.

[Starver]

It should be noted that the ship's original name was The Ship of Theseus.

At a later point in time it was called the Konisberg. (At that time, also, there were seven bridges, but nobody had visited them all, in any non-revisiting sequence.)

[TheBiggerFish]

There are still seven bridges, but several of them are locked.

[TalonisWolf]

The crew recently discovered an entire room filled with racks of depowered now-illegal AI Combat Droids- the entire crew has been sworn into secrecy out of fear of how the AI Rights Movement would violently overreact.

[FallacyofUrist]

One of the extra bridges had been converted into a theater, as in, a good-old-fashioned place to hold plays. It is now unused due to the fact that a rare organism has made the theater its home. The organism spews near-undetectable delusion-causing gas through the theater. Every so often, it needs to be fed. If this is not done, it will likely break out of the theater bridge in an attempt to find food.

It should be noted that for the first several weeks after the creature took residence there, it was unnoticed, though the effects of the vapors certainly were, given the suddenly increasing skill of the actors.

[Sudurandom]

In an out of the way corner of engineering there is a big red button labeled "DO NOT PUSH". Nobody knows where it came from or what it does.

[Starver]

There is also a rope labelled "Do just not pull". It is lying on the floor, appearing to have been completely dragged out of one of several possible holes in the bulkhead wall.

[TalonisWolf]

If one of the crew were to suit up and walk on the outside of the hull, they'd find that over time people have just welded on extra equipment or even rooms onto the outer hull. One of them is the control room for the Point Defence, but it's been so long since anyone has known where it was that no one knows the ship HAS a Point Defence system.

[TheBiggerFish]

Except the expert system operating it.

[wierd]

Due to advanced age, the metallurgy of the ship's outer hull has "changed", due to continuous exposure to hard X-rays, cosmic rays, hot neutrons, and other cosmic phenomena, resulting in radically lower structural integrity than design spec. (and subsequently high ambient radioactivity)

To combat this, most of the voids in the outer hull's infrastructure have been pumped full of an exotic shock/stress sensitive semi-fluid metal alloy leveraging microcrystals of metallic hydrogen suspended in a gallium-mercury based suspension, which is actually quite toxic. It hardens when placed under pressure (such as when being forced through a hole or crack from internal pressure differences between the ship and the vacuum of space outside), and has been an effective stop-gap countermeasure to having the ship actually get the outer-skin overhaul it has needed for the past 2 centuries, but has never actually gotten. (mostly due to the extreme costs of properly disposing of that much irradiated durasteel)

As such, the ship leaves a trail of small metal chips, and other debris as it travels through space (due to weakened outer hull substrate flexing from uneven heating when it enters a star system, and bits of the reinforcement material getting squirted out under turning and braking maneuvers), making hyperdrive exits "interesting." (as in, unintended kinetic missiles "interesting", as well as "ship's mass is difficult to properly model for hyperdrive exit computations" interesting.)

[Gwolfski]

Because of this, some planets have banned it from exiting hyperspace while pointing in their direction.

[Chiefwaffles]

However, a lifetime's worth of different transponders from across space with new ones being added constantly make detecting the ship very difficult for any system authorities. One day the ship may appear as "BonVoyage™ Luxury Cruiseliner" and a couple minutes later it may appear to be registered as "Constellation Missile Cruiser" under a different nation. New registrations are found hidden in the transponders scattered across the ship every day.

[Urist Mc Dwarf]

This has made it popular for pirates and smugglers, who have filled it with hidden weapons and compartments, and a backup shield system twice as powerful as the regular one. There is a  special crew team specifically for looking for those.

[TalonisWolf]

That team has a tendency to stumble across pretty well everything except what they are looking for, including a lot of threats and hazards- they are better equipped than the elite commandos of most armies, and probably more experienced since they do this every day. The rest of the crew even has a betting pool on what the next threat will be and what holo-film genre it'll best fit into.

(Seriously, this ship sounds like the setting for an Einsteinian Roulette mission. That's kinda insane.)