There is a single latrine block located in the dead centre of the ship. There are issues, with the plumbing. Phantom flushes, spontaneous puddles, sinks blocked and filled one day and empty by the time maintenance responds, even a report that the whole facility was once flooded to a depth of almost a metre. While these events are often heard and their effects are witnessed, there are no reports of anything actually happening while someone was watching. Whilst there is little actual documentation, recent efforts at monitoring have consistently failed doe to everything from spontaneous equipment failure, unrelated electrical fires, to unexpected pirate attacks. One of the rare documented events records that after determining it to be harmful to morale, there was an effort to remove it, starting with disabling the water supply, which promptly caused the whole ship to overheat until water was restored. A maintenance team was dispatched to locate the source, and were lost... three days later they were recovered, almost dead from dehydration, and completely clueless that they could have accessed the water piped that they were following to supply themselves but convinced that they all would have died if they had done so. Significant traces of unaccountable narcotics were found in their systems, but with the source a complete mystery, and other matters proving more urgent, the effort was abandoned. The crew are, as a rule, very glad that between diet control and physiological modifications none of them actually require such facilities.