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Kolbo

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Re: Priceless Moments Thread
« Reply #60 on: April 26, 2007, 05:01:00 pm »

I am still pretty new to the game, but in the short time I have played this game, I have had this memorable, albeit, spinning out of control moment.

Dateline: Rogue Wave from Underground River Kills Most; Lizard Men Kill Rest
- Film at 11

Entering their second year, the dwarves were peaceful and dutiful. The farming was beginning, due to the discovery of an underground river. A room for irrigation and planting was being set up....

All of a sudden a ROGUE WAVE literally flooded my entire fortress and almost all the way to the river in a matter of seconds. Two dwarves made valiant efforts to pull a floodgate switch, but both were like lemmings to the slaughter and drowned in their brave attempts. Survivors were fleeing for the flooded ground outside and a place to gather their wits about them. This was not to last.

Riding the waves of this aquatic force of destruction was a Lizard Man Death squad that jumped out as my 3 remaining guys are marooned on logs and workshops. LizardMen systematically my remaining dwarves and all animals. My "War" dogs were of no match. Unable to pull any kind of lever to stop the flood, the fortress was abandoned as the metalsmith and another peasant who were coming to join in the early-summer were struck down by the still roaming lizardmen.

I am a horrible omnipotent being. I'm like Bender in that episode of Futurama. I mean well, but bring death and destruction in the wake of my intentions.

-Kolbo

[ April 26, 2007: Message edited by: Kolbo ]

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James Mitchell

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« Reply #61 on: April 27, 2007, 08:17:00 pm »

I have a picture to define my Priceless Moment!

   

The Name of that floodgate says it all!

[ April 27, 2007: Message edited by: James Mitchell ]

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« Reply #62 on: April 27, 2007, 09:13:00 pm »

:eek:

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That's a funny name.

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James Mitchell

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« Reply #63 on: April 27, 2007, 09:21:00 pm »

Yeah, It was like 3am in the morning(me and my friend have been having some late night DF games and I was about to go to sleep and all of a sudden I had a metalsmith I guess it was become possessed, and I waited to see what it was that he created and then all of a sudden it tells me what he created, I almost fell outa my chair laughing! I have to ask how this name generator comes up with some of this stuff.
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Grek

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« Reply #64 on: April 27, 2007, 10:06:00 pm »

What yoou going to do with it?
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herrbdog

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« Reply #65 on: April 27, 2007, 10:09:00 pm »

Why he'll mount it, the floodgate. In a noble's room, of course.
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James Mitchell

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« Reply #66 on: April 27, 2007, 10:26:00 pm »

Oh yes, Specifically right now my mayors room!!!
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Chariot

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Re: Priceless Moments Thread
« Reply #67 on: April 28, 2007, 05:57:00 pm »

weaver just made these artifact pants:

artifact pants

wonderful name

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Trae

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« Reply #68 on: April 29, 2007, 02:04:00 pm »

I haven't had any good artifacts recently.  It's made me sad.
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« Reply #69 on: April 29, 2007, 04:27:00 pm »

Captain encountered goblin axelord, looses a leg and a hand. Some time later she decides he wants some new items so she steals a...
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floodgate.

Don't ask me how but she still thinks she can fight.

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« Reply #70 on: May 07, 2007, 12:58:00 pm »

A single batman set upon my legendary miner/engraver, who drops the job he is on, kills it in a couple of hits, and then picks up the corpse and throws it back down the chasm. Genius.
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Zhentar

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« Reply #71 on: May 07, 2007, 11:27:00 pm »

early on in my latest fortress, I had just recently reached the magma river, and hadn't set up any traps yet. Some sort of lava creature popped up, and started running into my fortress. haulers and workers fled for their lives, running deeper into the fortress. finally, they ran past the barracks where two marksdwarves were sleeping. Since they didn't run away, the lava creature ran for them and shot fire at one of them. He was woken up by this, and immediately beat the creature to death in a single hit, surviving uninjured.

At least I'm not the only one who's grumpy when he gets woken up.

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« Reply #72 on: May 15, 2007, 07:07:00 pm »

my favorite moment so far was when a dwarven child redrew from society, made a bracelet out of stone and reemerged a legendary child, icon-wise, albeit closer inspection showed it had become a legendary craftsdwarf

I'm fairly new to this so I'm not sure if this is a commonplace occurence, but it seems fairly odd as well as amusing to me

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Re: Priceless Moments Thread
« Reply #73 on: May 16, 2007, 11:45:00 am »

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Originally posted by Jaccubin:
<STRONG>...a dwarven child redrew from society...</STRONG>

You mean "withdrew from society"

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« Reply #74 on: May 16, 2007, 04:13:00 pm »

Children have the same chance to go fey as the others.
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