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[Swords-Otter]

((To be clear, this is you, as in the same Uruk commander person we met on the shore?))

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I drop the mug and point towards space face "end this nightmare uruks kill that thing!" the uruks charge at the face ready to do battle.

[Asin]

Merseth: "What even is that blue face thing?!"

[Swords-Otter]

"I have no idea but I'm gonna kill it. Do you know how hard it is to fight a shraking war when there's shraking rocks falling from the sky every thirty minutes" 

[Asin]

Merseth: "I can imagine it already."

[Puppyguard]

The blue face roars, but it is distorted.
It begins shooting blue cosmic rays at the uruks which causes them to fly backwards through the air where they land on their own weapons, or land next to the leader.
"Y-YOU THI-INK YOU CAN DEF-F-FEAT M-ME-E?" the face stammers out, clearly damaged from the explosion earlier.

[Asin]

Merseth: "I believe we can! You are outnumbered and damaged! But before we defeat you, do you mind explaining what you are and why you want to kill us?"

[Puppyguard]

The face glares at the dwarf with its good eye.
"Ha-h-a-ha... I a-m Fbzib, an 'ac-c-cident' from the creat-t-ion of neb-b-ulae."
The face laughs to itself and then its mouth begins to glow blue. Then a small group(~50) of phantom warriors leap out of its mouth.
The phantom warriors begin fighting the uruks.
The face shoots a beam of cosmic energy at the meteor shield and it shuts off, causing the explosive rocks to begin raining down again.
Then the face floats up 30 feet above the ground.
"Yo-u wi-i-ll all-l perish ben-eath Fbzib!"
The face's one eye begins spinning in circles and glowing red.

[ironsnake345]

"THEN FACE MY SPECIAL ATTACK, OMNICIDAL ONE!"

Papyrus raises one skeletal arm skyward, and a blue flash issues from his body as an otherworldly sound echoes through the field. Suddenly, what appears to be a floating dragon skull with two glowing eyes appears from seemingly nowhere, as if it had just phased into existance, staring straight at the face. With the purpose of a man commanding the fate of the world, Papyrus points his raised arm towards Fbzib...

"FIRE!!!"

The jaws of the dragon skull open, and from within its maw an enormous beam of energy blasts outwards and strikes the face dead center with a deafening impact.

[Puppyguard]

"NOO-"
The face is vaporized and blue ashes fall down from where the face was.
The phantom warriors are overwhelmed and defeated by the uruk horde.

[Imic]

Awwww. I didn't get to help kill it.

[Asin]

"THEN FACE MY SPECIAL ATTACK, OMNICIDAL ONE!"

Papyrus raises one skeletal arm skyward, and a blue flash issues from his body as an otherworldly sound echoes through the field. Suddenly, what appears to be a floating dragon skull with two glowing eyes appears from seemingly nowhere, as if it had just phased into existance, staring straight at the face. With the purpose of a man commanding the fate of the world, Papyrus points his raised arm towards Fbzib...

"FIRE!!!"

The jaws of the dragon skull open, and from within its maw an enormous beam of energy blasts outwards and strikes the face dead center with a deafening impact.

Merseth: "What the?!"

[Imic]

Dekallata: What in the name of the Vai Emperor was that?

[ironsnake345]

The dragon skull has vanished.

"THAT, MY FRIENDS, WAS A LEGENDARY SPECIAL TECHNIQUE KNOWN BY FEW AND USED BY EVEN FEWER! IT'S COLLOQUIALLY KNOWN AS THE GASTER BLASTER TECHNIQUE. ONLY TO BE USED IN TIMES OF UTMOST NEED!"

[Asin]

Merseth: "Gaster Blaster Technique? Interesting name. Pray tell, what's a Gaster?"

[Greatness942]

Roy's eye twitches at this, as he simply stares at Papyrus and says, "Is Gaster a person, a location, what?"

((My equivalent of insomnia caught up to me. Sorry!))