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[syvarris]

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Name: LobosJr
Attribute: Witch of Speedrunning
Fightitude: 2
Dodgitude: 3

Go challenge Kellogs, then kill her via cheesy stunlocking and take her soul!

[Egan_BW]

Okay, we've got a

CHAOS WITCH KELLOGS
VS
LOBOSJR, WITCH OF SPEEDRUNNING

first, rolls opposed dickishness to see if one of you gets to go first, like a total jerk
LobosJr: [5]
Kellogs: [2]

The speedrunner gets the drop of the halfspider, and attempts to engage with a cheesy stunlock strat!
...Which would be dickishness, not fightitude. It's unfun to fight against and does little damage.
Dickishness: [4]

Lobos draws an arrow and strikes Kellogs in the heal while she's trying to burn down another hospital, stunning her!
Lobos draws another arrows, and once again strikes Kellogs in the head, stunning her!
The speedrunner looses another arrow from its bow, and it strikes Kellogs square in the forehead, causing a stagger effect!

[randomgenericusername]

Quickly jump and pounce the speedrunner. Charge a strong AoE flame blast and burn him with lava.

[Egan_BW]

Wait... so are you doing the AoE or are you doing the lava spit?

[randomgenericusername]

I'm doing a jumping spider attack at him to close distance, then an AoE.

[syvarris]

Roll backward, abusing i-frames, then swap to the Black Knight Halberd and R1.  Since Kellog's whole human section counts as a head, halberd r1s can permanently stunlock her while doing a ton of damage.

[Egan_BW]

Fightyness vs Dodgyness
[1] vs [2+3]
...Not even close baybee. The spider lady activates hyperarmor and leaps through the air towards the other guy. The other guy takes a single step back. The spider lands on her face, so the speedrunner takes out a halberd and severs her face.

YOU DEFEATED

[syvarris]

Another victory for LobosJR!

*Twitch chat is spammed with pictures of dogs*

[randomgenericusername]

Respawn?

[randomgenericusername]

Intermission and turn when?

[NJW2000]

My exams finish Monday, but I might not be in a position to update properly for about two weeks after that. I can probably do a turn pulling things back together, if people would like that, but then there'd be a fortnight's wait in which I could only do the odd question. Or I could start after that fortnight. Either would work, I guess.

[Egan_BW]

...I forgot that there was a bold text here to handle. But no, you can't respawn on account of being dead. You can feel free to spawn for the very first time as a new character, though.

[randomgenericusername]

name: ursus bearman the werebear musclewizard
attribute: bear
fightitude 5

Gather an army of bears and take over London

[Egan_BW]

that's not even a witch

[randomgenericusername]

Alright, fine.

name: ursula bearwoman the werebear musclewitch
attribute: bear
fightitude 5

Gather an army of bears and take over London