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[TheDarkStar]

testing testing

this is just a test

there is no reason to panic

please remain calm

if you see something following you, it doesn't exist

if someone you know is alone and then disappears, it is no reason for concern

if you raise concerns about the things you don't see, you're overreacting

this is just a test

if you call the police and no one answers, everything is fine

please remain remain calm

you will be fine

now get up

walk to the door

you know which one

we are waiting

do not open a window, everything will be fine

if you open a window you will definitely not see things that are definitely not there

so open the door

just

a

crack

please

there are definitely no things outside the doors

it is a very safe door

you will not have things happen to you

open open it

the the things that are not there that are there are waiting

please remain calm

i am not a thing that is not there

i am a real life human with all two arms

and ten fingers

and all ten toes

so please open the door open the door right now

you will not have a negative emotional response because

the things that are not there are definitely not there

we are waiting

waiting

and we do not want to have to open the door

opening doors involves negative emotional responses

so please remain calm and open the door

thank you fellow human with two legs and two eyes

[MoonyTheHuman]

SCP-1337
Class: Shitposting
Containment procedure:
SCP-1337 is only containable if constantly fed Shitposting, making it require [REDACTED] 12 to contain. All entries about it must be kept [Error 412: im a teapot] and 'shitposty'
Information:
SCP-1337 is a memetic hazard that spontaniously appears on foums with the topic name 'Social EXP', and changes its name to 'Shitposting' a few days afterwards. It feeds off of masterwork quality [REDACTED] and will go berserk if unfed for one week.
SCP-1337 posts a copy of its own entry in all threads it made on all forums, which often results in a security breach. The mechanism  by which it does this is unknown. SCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC. Security entry: The researcher apparenty spontniously turned into a dwarf, and is now designated SCP-1337-A

[AzyWng]

The man looked around uneasily.

He hated this part of the job, but it was just as essential as any other.

Knowing no-one could see him, he slowly pulled down his pants...

[Liberonscien]

Anything enters, nothing leaves.

You know what to do (^_^)
EDIT: This is definitly not a SCP

Sure, sure.

Hey, someone from the S&C Plastics company wanted to check this place out.

[MoonyTheHuman]

The man looked around uneasily.

He hated this part of the job, but it was just as essential as any other.

Knowing no-one could see him, he slowly pulled down his pants...

you sir, have been caugt with your pants down.

[misko27]

Question for all of you: Does the Black Moon howl?

[MoonyTheHuman]

Anything enters, nothing leaves.

You know what to do (^_^)
EDIT: This is definitly not a SCP

Sure, sure.

Hey, someone from the S&C Plastics company wanted to check this place out.

S&
C
Plastics.
Ha. ha. ha. REEEEE

[TheBiggerFish]

Don't blink.

[MrRoboto75]

The age old question

[Dorsidwarf]

Hup hup hup

[MoonyTheHuman]

boop

[Wolfhunter107]

beep boop take me to your leader

[Baffler]

I think this thing belongs in here.

[MoonyTheHuman]

Moony uses breath of revival! It's super effective!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

how long until a troll posts?

how long until a troll posts?

Know Clew M8

IT'S HABBENING!!!

And this was how the quote pyramid began.

And so the great bay12 forums, using skills lost to man, did create a great pyramid, that lifted up to the sky, and the god toady one did see it, and it was seen.

The chief builder, Tankkit, was the most determined to continue the quote pyramid, so he fought a great war against all who hated it!

Moony, the amazing engineer, built traps for tankkit, to defend the almighty pyramid

...And OceanSoul, a mere apprentice, watched as the pyramid grew, knowing that this monument would be lost to the ages.

Then Tankkit had an idea. With every level of the pyramid completed, he would engrave it all in a document that had the power to bring it back to life again!

and the first troll dragged large blocks
to the ever growing pyramid...

To be continued...

Or not... FOR IT SHALL GROW!!!

AND GROW!

I'm still correct; we're continuing this thread.

But Tankkit's ghost rose up and continued to build!

This

The mysterious puppyguard came and banished birdy and roseheart to the 5th dimension.
Then he continued building the great pyramid.

This

Is

SPARTA

No it isn't.
THIS

No.
THERS

I must say, this is a very large pyramid.

And the huge nerd looked at the destruction he had wrought, and he wept. For the great toady one began to grow angry with bay12.

shits fucked, yo.

And helmacon the polisher did polish up the pyramid, for it was looking more like a quote ramp. And all was well again.

Nice ziggurat.

We can build one too. Ours will have missile-guns and bomb launchers.

And so the construction of a second pyramid went underway, the general wunderkatze demanding that it have missile guns and bomb launchers while the Privateer admiral Joe demanded a nice dock and shipyard for the pyramid as well as a dry dock and a few mines further out to protect it from enemy naval attack, the other pyramid would grow large and strong, enough to rival the original pyramid.

No guys, no more pyramids. They're a tired, overused joke and hey look I'm contributing.

Mighty men laid the bricks.

your not supposed to post or make pyramids... oh.

The others where confused at the massive military pyramid as it grew, didn't the world already have a great pyramid? Weren't new pyramids banned? Little did they know of the coming storm that would leave only one pyramid standing in the end.

NEVER trust a pyramid scheme.

In the ultimate blasphemy, the old pyramid joined the new!

[Fniff]

I miss the summers spent on my father's canoe, paddling upriver. I miss the days when I could get a drink of water for a buck fifty in a plastic bottle. Now the rivers all ran dry and the water costs you your daughter, and all seems lost.
Then, the heat grows. At first you think it's the sun, then you wonder if it's your brain. Finally, the world expands and you see it, bleeding your eyes of fluid: the earth angel, sprouted from the ground. She holds up her sword and cries,
this life is not for us, but for the ones we forsook.
And we wept, and we were purified, and our tears brought the rivers back.