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Author Topic: Roll to Build an Earth Defense Cannon  (Read 5039 times)

OceanSoul

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Re: Roll to Build an Earth Defense Cannon
« Reply #60 on: February 18, 2017, 03:19:59 pm »

Well, we've technically survived somewhere in the negative millions of years. So wouldn't we have lived shorter, then?

Reason that the time warp would've sent temporal copies of objects nearby in the timeline, such as pre-Alien-apocalypse technology and perhaps the cannon, into this moment in time with us.
Actual time travel is all theoretical. It was strictly banned, as certain philosophers claimed that someone going back in time would, effectively, kill everyone else.
Are you trying to say that we Didn't travel through time just now?
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Re: Roll to Build an Earth Defense Cannon
« Reply #61 on: February 18, 2017, 03:29:27 pm »

sit and write depressing poetry while waiting for your death
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Re: Roll to Build an Earth Defense Cannon
« Reply #62 on: February 18, 2017, 04:22:22 pm »

Make robot noises. Gesture threateningly with paper-mache armcannon.
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Re: Roll to Build an Earth Defense Cannon
« Reply #63 on: February 18, 2017, 04:49:08 pm »

We only sorta went through time, I think I may have accidentally brought an alternate universe's Prehistoric Era to us.
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Re: Roll to Build an Earth Defense Cannon
« Reply #64 on: February 18, 2017, 06:14:01 pm »

Well, this is certainly a problem.

Build a machine that allows travel to alternate universes.
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Re: Roll to Build an Earth Defense Cannon
« Reply #65 on: February 18, 2017, 06:18:35 pm »

Er... Build a pair of solar powered reality augmentation gloves?
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Re: Roll to Build an Earth Defense Cannon
« Reply #66 on: February 18, 2017, 06:21:27 pm »

Gunder begins gathering resources, and creates a campfire.

"All of you do not know how to live. You are fools. Ve cannot build high tech crap vithout resources."
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Re: Roll to Build an Earth Defense Cannon
« Reply #67 on: February 18, 2017, 07:26:07 pm »

"Well I brought tools" I say patting my tool belt and pockets

Start looking for a large cave that could be used as a permanent shelter. gather vines wood and anything that looks useful
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Re: Roll to Build an Earth Defense Cannon
« Reply #68 on: February 19, 2017, 11:32:47 am »

Aid Gunder to increase his roll chance of finding something useful.
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Re: Roll to Build an Earth Defense Cannon
« Reply #69 on: February 19, 2017, 12:30:58 pm »

Be helpful and deploy satellites and stuff.  And pull a limited Von Neumann with one of the drones - it is to enter atmo carefully and start digging for metals and stuff.
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Re: Roll to Build an Earth Defense Cannon
« Reply #70 on: February 22, 2017, 06:58:53 am »

Well,

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Re: Roll to Build an Earth Defense Cannon
« Reply #71 on: February 22, 2017, 07:38:08 am »

Build a teleportation system since it help logstics

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Re: Roll to Build an Earth Defense Cannon
« Reply #72 on: February 22, 2017, 07:38:39 pm »

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Reason that the time warp would've sent temporal copies of objects nearby in the timeline, such as pre-Alien-apocalypse technology and perhaps the cannon, into this moment in time with us.
{3} - You tell everyone who will listen about your new hypothesis.

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sit and write depressing poetry while waiting for your death
{3} - It's really hard to write poetry with a stick in the dirt. People keep stepping on it, and you only get one complete verse down.

Lost in time
Human remnants
We'll all die
Eaten by 'saurs
Painful gnashing
It will hurt
A lot.
That incompetent
Gadfly, Tim,
Will be first.

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Make robot noises. Gesture threateningly with paper-mache armcannon.
{1} - You sprain your wrist while trying to make mud-paper-mache from your overcoat.

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Gunder begins gathering resources, and creates a campfire.
{4} - In short order, a pile of dry wood is gathered, and a campfire made with the help of a magnifying glass. A few former labhands help gather more wood.

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Aid Gunder to increase his roll chance of finding something useful.
{2} - It's surprisingly hard to find useful things in the jungle. While leaning against a tree, you find a few giant, thumb-sized ants (with a painful yet ultimately non-leathal sting).

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Start looking for a large cave that could be used as a permanent shelter. gather vines wood and anything that looks useful
{1} - You found a cave opening. The entryway looked well-lit, but had a hidden drop-off. You slip and fall into the darkness.

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Be helpful and deploy satellites and stuff.  And pull a limited Von Neumann with one of the drones - it is to enter atmo carefully and start digging for metals and stuff.
{3} - You refit most of the drones to serve as mapping satellites. They'll finish in three turns, but will begin finding useful data by next turn.

You can refit drones to mine and refine ore, over a full turn, but it may be wise to wait for satellite data before launching them.



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Build a machine that allows travel to alternate universes.
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Er... Build a pair of solar powered reality augmentation gloves?
{4}
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Help Crazyabe and Person
{2}
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Build a teleportation system since it help logstics
{4}

Some of the scientists, apparently broken from the stress, make piles of rocks and sticks, tied with vines. One of them goes around hitting the constructions with a hammer, breaking things.
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Re: Roll to Build an Earth Defense Cannon
« Reply #73 on: February 22, 2017, 07:41:29 pm »

Data!  Glorious data!

....Hey, we could mine the actual asteroid belt.
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Re: Roll to Build an Earth Defense Cannon
« Reply #74 on: February 22, 2017, 07:53:39 pm »

Gunder begins piecing together some primitive supplies in order to make makeshift tools, including;
- A mattock
- A hatchet
- A sledge-hammer of sorts
- A skinning knife
- A pickaxe
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