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[Goggles]

Name: Bob
Gender: Male
Age: ??
Appearance: The Builder
Inventory: A shovel, a wrench,fleshlight, flashlight, yellow working helmet,
Personality: Can we fix it?
List three of your favorite things: Cans, fixing, building
What's 6 * 9?: UHH UHH 42! Wait, what was the question again?

[Tymewalk]

Walk outside the house, and greet my older neighbour with a friendly wave.

"Howdy there neighbour. Lovely day today, ain't it?"

1d10 = 1

While waving, you lose your balance and slip, scratching your other arm up in the process.

Seriously, how do you fail at WAVING?!

Read some books for a little while, while I'm fully waking up.

1d10 =7

You find a very interesting book on transformations. The directions seem to be rather straightforward, and you have all the materials in your closet.

"Goodness, is that the time? I barely noticed. Well, I'll let you get back to your doings, neighbours, pleasure meeting you's all. I'll be seeing you again.", he says with a smile.

Go inside and see if there's any tools and lumber inside my house.

1d10 = 5

Looks like you have an average kit and some planks.

Name: Moony
Age: 52
Race: Dwarf
Gender: Male
Appearance: A short sturdy dwarf with a medium size beard, he has bright blue eyes and a deer leather shirt with many pockets.
Inventory: Pocket Kitten (dawwww), Small bag of cat food.
Three favoite things: Kittens, mechanisms, Traps
Personality: Logical, Anger issues.
Whats 6*9: NaN

Accepted. You wake up in your Rock Bed, in a small room.

Looks like it's another day of hauling stone for you!

Tymewalk, I dare you to roll for how cute/monstrous a pocket kitten is.

Hm. Let's see if that'd work.

1d10 = 7

Nice! Looks like I can!

(1 is the most monstrous, 10 is the cutest, and 5 is normal.)
1d10 = 10

Nice! Your pocket kitten is at maximum cuteness, and will gain a +1 cuteness modifier.

[Coolrune206]

Frank grumbles.

"Fekin' edgit..."

He takes out his unlabeled book, which is obviously an Eldritch Summoning Manual, and begins to recite a chant.

[MoonyTheHuman]

Moony goes outside to meet the neighboors
"Mornin' all!"

[Coolrune206]

The old man, currently apparently looking at a book, only raises his eyes for a moment to give Moony a death glare.

[MoonyTheHuman]

"Ey! Don' yeh look at mah kitte' like tat!"
he points to the Pocket Kitten in his top right pocket, which is the cutest thing you've ever seen

[OceanSoul]

You're welcome, GogglesMoony.

Prepare a potion based on the instructions. PM me what it will transform people/things into.

[Tymewalk]

Name: Bob
Gender: Male
Age: ??
Appearance: The Builder
Inventory: A shovel, a wrench,fleshlight, flashlight, yellow working helmet,
Personality: Can we fix it?
List three of your favorite things: Cans, fixing, building
What's 6 * 9?: UHH UHH 42! Wait, what was the question again?

Whoops, I missed you! Accepted.

(You gain a +/-1 Reference Noticer boon! It will add or subtract one to provide the best outcome.)

You wake up in your house, one you built yourself.

Your tools are all around you, ready for another exciting day of building!

[MoonyTheHuman]

Its about time for a turn to pass.

[NRDL]

"Doot dee doot dee doo..."

Make a basic sign out in front of my house, then go get paint.

[crazyabe]

Name: Cathulu
Gender: Male
Age: Nope
Appearance: Large, long Green dreadlock hair, moderatly Japanese looking
Inventory: Sharpened Rock, Flint & Steel, loincloth
Personality: Don't ask.
List three of your favorite things: Magic, Construction, Eldritch horrors from beyond reality.
What's 6 * 9?: Something screwed up by a period like structure...

[Goggles]

Goes outside and attempts to call upon a scarecrow that would be named Spud or what will now be called Scary McScarypants

[Tymewalk]

1d10 = 9

You summon an Eldritch Horror, who rises out of the ground, and floats above your head.

What is thy bidding, master?

Moony goes outside to meet the neighboors
"Mornin' all!"

1d10 = 5

You greet them like a normal person.

"Doot dee doot dee doo..."

Make a basic sign out in front of my house, then go get paint.

(2 rolls - sign building, and paint finding)
1d10 = 9

A dazzling sign indeed. Now it just needs paint.

1d10 = 6

Looks like there's red, black, and blue paints at the store.

"Ey! Don' yeh look at mah kitte' like tat!"
he points to the Pocket Kitten in his top right pocket, which is the cutest thing you've ever seen

1d10 = 2 + 1 cuteness = 3

It doesn't seem to be doing many cute things right now.

You're welcome, GogglesMoony.

Prepare a potion based on the instructions. PM me what it will transform people/things into.

1d10 = 9

The potion looks potent, perhaps as if it could be altered to change what you'd turn into slightly.

(PM sent.)

Name: Cathulu
Gender: Male
Age: Nope
Appearance: Large, long Green dreadlock hair, moderatly Japanese looking
Inventory: Sharpened Rock, Flint & Steel, loincloth
Personality: Don't ask.
List three of your favorite things: Magic, Construction, Eldritch horrors from beyond reality.
What's 6 * 9?: Something screwed up by a period like structure...

Accepted.

You wake up in your bedroom, in a bed you built (mostly) by yourself. With some help. From IKEA.

All along your walls are various runes, bookshelves, and posters about summoning.

Hey, looks like there's some people outside. Oh, cool, one's summoned a horror already!

Goes outside and attempts to call upon a scarecrow that would be named Spud or what will now be called Scary McScarypants

1d10 = 9

You summon the Scarecrow Strongman, Dr. Terrence "Spud" Spudsman, Sr. Or as you now call him, Scary McScarypants.

[OceanSoul]

Seperate the potion into 4 vials, and store 3 of them safely. Keep one on my person. Make some lemonade for the new neighbors, but wait until the Eldritch abomination is dealt with, as well as the monster he summoned.

[Enemy post]

I've never played one of these before, but it sounds fun.

Name:Specimen XX121
Race:Xenomorph Warrior.
Gender:?
Age:1.
Appearance:A perfect organism.
Inventory:Two eggs, and the beginnings of a hive tunneled under an old washing machine in the dump.
Personality:Unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.
List three of your favorite things:Queen, Hive, Hosts.
What's 6 * 9?:Either a threat, an opportunity, or nothing.