INSANITY - Anything Goes - Part 1: New NeighborsYou wake up in your house, or at least, what looks to be your house. Hey, look, there's some new neighbors, also waking up!
You should probably go out and meet them, make some coffee, chat about life. Let's just hope things don't get
too crazy, though...
Ruleslaughing uncontrollablySorry, I didn't realize you actually needed those.
Essentially, you can try anything you want, whenever you want, for whatever reason you want. You'll still be constrained by what's physically possible... mostly.
On the flip side,
I also get to do whatever I want, provided there is some correlation between your action and it - if you say you eat a pancake, I can make the pancake actually be a CIA top-secret camoflauged hoverboard. Basically, you do whatever you want, and I make it turn out however I want. Expect a lot of funny dialogue, references, 4th-wall breaks, and bad puns.
(I also encourage you to play while angry, sad, right after you drank six coffees, or simply up at 3 AM nightblogging showerthoughts. I'll probably be GMing the same way.)
RollsAll actions are determined with a d10, through random.org. Modifiers will be added based on your current state (i.e, if you're trying to charm a toaster collector, wearing your sarcastic toaster graphic tee will give you a +1 modifier.)
You can over-do it, causing things to backfire. For example, getting a 10 with a +3 strength modifier while trying to pet a fluffy kitten will end up exactly the way you think. (Unless you think it'll be petted softly and gently.)
1: You freaking idiot, you're worthless. Whatever you were trying to do fails spectacularly.
2: Ooh, nice, you showed the BAREST amount of skill. Which still didn't work.
3: Well, whoop-de-freakin-doo, you managed to do something half-right for once in your life.
4: Eh, could be better.
5: Pretty average. munches on apple averagely
6: Ooh, nice, it's actually slightly better.
7: Aw yeah, now you're talkin'!
8: This is a professional™ roll. You could charge $50/hr for this roll.
9: This is the masterwork of rolls. Professional? Please. Pros wish they could get a roll this good.
10: This is basically a seven on steroids. Whatever you need smashed implodes with the force of a tank. Let's just hope you didn't need it in one piece.
You can sign up at any time you want. The "Open" in the title is just there to make sure people don't think it's closed.
Name:
Gender:
Age:
Appearance:
Inventory: (please pick basic items, you'll get more later on)
Personality:
List three of your favorite things:
What's 6 * 9?:
PlayersThis represents how the players are now. If you want to see sign-up sheets for some reason, just click on the link above the quote.
Name: Zoh Roark
Gender: Male
Age: Yes, he does age. At the normal rate, too.
Appearance: Short sleeved black shirt, slightly worn jeans, short black hair, blue eyes.
Inventory: 3DSXL, Clothes, iPhone, pencil, notebook.
Personality: Calm and logical, but not in the sane way. He know's the world's insane, and that he isn't, so he tries his best to retain a modicum of composure in whatever happens. May change.
List three of your favorite things: Magic, transformation, logic.
What's 6 * 9?: Assuming the asterisk is a point of rotation, Ying-Yang. Assuming it's somehow a multiplication sign, 54.
Name: Nix Johnson
Gender: Male
Age: 25
Appearance: Wears very tacky sweaters, the kind you should only see around Christmas, and also has a tricorne hat.
Inventory: Iphone, Watch, Swiss Army Knife, stress ball, shades.
Personality: A very benevolent sociopath, who genuinely tries to be helpful and kind to other people, not because he sees them as people, but because trying to live in a sensible and orderly way is funny to him.
List three of your favorite things: Sweaters, cats, murder.
What's 6 * 9?: Remove the asterisk, and it's something that could get me banned from this forum just for mentioning.
Name: Frank
Gender: Male
Age: 47
Appearance: A grumpy looking man.
Inventory: An unlabeled book.
Personality: Constantly angry.
List three of your favorite things: Yelling at kids, recalling the good old days, and chameleons.
What's 6 * 9?: 30. Obviously.
Name: Moony
Age: 52
Race: Dwarf
Gender: Male
Appearance: A short sturdy dwarf with a medium size beard, he has bright blue eyes and a deer leather shirt with many pockets.
Inventory: Pocket Kitten (dawwww), Small bag of cat food.
Three favoite things: Kittens, mechanisms, Traps
Personality: Logical, Anger issues.
Whats 6*9: NaN
Name: Bob
Gender: Male
Age: ??
Appearance: The Builder
Inventory: A shovel, a wrench,fleshlight, flashlight, yellow working helmet,
Personality: Can we fix it?
List three of your favorite things: Cans, fixing, building
What's 6 * 9?: UHH UHH 42! Wait, what was the question again?
Name: Cathulu
Gender: Male
Age: Nope
Appearance: Large, long Green dreadlock hair, moderatly Japanese looking
Inventory: Sharpened Rock, Flint & Steel, loincloth
Personality: Don't ask.
List three of your favorite things: Magic, Construction, Eldritch horrors from beyond reality.
What's 6 * 9?: Something screwed up by a period like structure...
Name:Specimen XX121
Race:Xenomorph Warrior.
Gender:?
Age:1.
Appearance:A perfect organism.
Inventory:Two eggs, and the beginnings of a hive tunneled under an old washing machine in the dump.
Personality:Unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.
List three of your favorite things:Queen, Hive, Hosts.
What's 6 * 9?:Either a threat, an opportunity, or nothing.
Name: AAAAAAAAAA
Gender: AAAAAAAAA?
Age: AAAAAAAAAAA!
Appearance: Many, many ethereal AAAAAAAAA's bound together by unknown forces in a vaguely humanoid shape.
Inventory: A wooden block with a red 'A' on it, rusty switchblade, binoculars
Personality: What the hell is a personality?
List three of your favorite things: The alphabet, numbers, screaming incomprehensibly
What's 6 * 9?: AAA- this joke is already getting old.
Name: Erin
Age: 22
Race: End spawn (Enderman)
Gender: Female
Appearance:Image.
Inventory: Glowing purple sword, Enderman hat, ender pearl necklace, +/- 1 Amulet of Helping
Three favoite things: Humans, weapons, candy
Personality: Curious on nearly everything mundane, also helpful
Whats 6*9: What?
Name: Gneiss
Gender: Metamorphic
Age: Unknown.
Appearance: A pet rock.
Inventory: Roughly four cubic feet of compressed gravel.
Personality: None.
List three of your favorite things: feldspar, quartz, and mica.
What's 6 * 9?: I'm pretty sure rocks can't do math.
Name: Nyothulthelthazoth, translates to Rosencrantz
Race: Eldritch Wight
Gender: Not applicable, but closer to male
Age: Older than time
Appearance: A two headed humanoid with 8 tentacles and fly-like wings. His eyes glow bright white. His ashen skin seems to swim with shadows.
Inventory: Eldritch knowledge, a tome of eldritch knowledge, the Necronomicon, and a pet arachnid horror.
Personality: Insane, driven to complete madness by his eldritch knowledge. Rosencrantz likes arachnid horrors for their grasping pincers.
Three favorite things: Insanity, horror, writhing tentacles
What's 6 * 9?: Nyarathoshoghotep, an arachnid horror that roughly resembles a giant scorpion. It possesses two powerful pincers that can tear through flesh and bone. It is covered in black chitin. Its eyes are white.
Name: Thavidu
Gender: Male
Age: ??
Appearance: Your typical teenager.
Inventory: 3DS with a SMT4 cartridge in it, iPhone, knife, some random book, black clothes.
Personality: He's the quiet type, but can get very aggressive when annoyed. Has a dragon fetish and he doesn't want anyone to find out about it.
List three of your favorite things: Dragons, sharp things, math.
What's 6 * 9?: 54
Name: Sir Borkington the Third
Gender: Male
Age: BORK !
Appearance: You are the proudest and noblest of canines, that is, a beagle.
Inventory: Chew toy, Property deed to the Dimmsdale Dimmadome (? ? ?)
Personality: BORK ?
List three of your favorite things: BORK, BORK and BORK
What's 6 * 9?: BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK (There are 53 BORKs, you can count)
Pocket Kitten:At maximum cuteness.
Kevin the Eldritch Horror:KNEEL BEFORE FRANK
The Scarecrow Strongman:Scary McScarypants.
Rosencrantz's Arachnid Horror:grasping pincers
Rosencrantz's Bearable bound tentacle horror:Cosmic horror on a budget.
Two Xenomorph eggs:Best when fried.
Author
Topic: (Open) Insanity - Anything Goes - Part 1: New Neighbors (Read 10559 times)