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[S34N1C]

"I have no experience in healing magics, nor with medicine."

[TheBiggerFish]

"I have gone through the basic basics of first aid, but that's about it.  I'm not...Really skilled in it."

[retromach]

Beinsador spoke up. "I've learned rituals of rejuvenation and healing that help my order through ritual fasting, and learned how to stop bleeding long enough for similar rituals to restore a body. While I do not know them yet, I am curious about your rituals and rites."

It went without saying that as an elf, he had fast reflexes.

[Bill Chompski]

"Our rituals and rites..." Falk chuckles, nodding with a small smile.
"You'll have plenty of time to learn about all that, and more. All for free, of course."

[retromach]

Beinsador seemed pleased. "That is good. And, perhaps in time, you will care to learn of ours. Naturally, also for free."

[Kuma]

Sertan looking up from his hand,"I know basic first aid, and who knows maybe I can keep ya blood from going all over the place. Haven't really tried."Sertan then shifts the majority of his attention back to his conjuring.

[Happy Demon]

[Zapp]

Zapp enjoys being carried, especially by this flustered catboy Newton.
"I make swords. Th-that all I do."

[TheBiggerFish]

Newton is still blushing furiously.  So cute...

[TheBiggerFish]

((I hate to bump, but...Bump.  It's been half a month.))

[vkiNm]

[ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL]

"I don't give a flying damn what hobby you shit-stains have, you could all have been painting nails and making fucking flower hats for all I care a damn. But here in MY Range, you're going to learn the proper and safe way to operate firearms! do NOT put your finger through the trigger guard unless you're going to fire the dead god damned firearm! Do NOT even think about touching the fucking trigger unless you want a motherfucker to die! DO I Make myself clear!?" yelled a man with lungs larger than a dwarf.

"What you're going to do is you're going to pick up a weapon from this table, pick one that feels most comfortable to you. Don't be a fucking show-off and pick something bigger than you can handle, because you WILL fall on your ass and someone WILL get hurt. These one here are called MAG Rifles, they will kick you off your fucking feet if you try shooting them shortstocks. Those over there are the SMGs, probably the biggest thing you pussies could handle. And the ones on the edge of the table are pistols, I will not find you without one on your person at all time or else I will get one and shove it so far up your ass you could taste what last week's lunch was!"

[TheBiggerFish]

Both Alex and Newton go for the pistols first, though they do pick up everything that is free.

Newton carefully sets Zapp down beforehand.

[S34N1C]

"Of course, sir. Thank you for your kindness, and your generosity with providing us with your weapons."
Anthony goes over to the table and picks up an SMG

[vkiNm]

Several metal targets pops up from varying range on the target side of the range. "Alright ladies, pick up your choice of firearms and get in a booth and give them targets a few shots. Nobody leaves until everyone has at least hit a target!"

[TheBiggerFish]

Alex drills with the pistols.

Newton...Well, you could call it drilling, but he's trying horrible movie poses.  Hey, using two guns at once actually kinda works.  Funny.  ((Yes, it does, Mythbusters actually tested it.))

"Newton, stop fooling around."

"But it's working!"

"No.  Do it properly."

"Aww..."

Newton slumps for a bit before starting to practice with the SMG instead.  He seems to like the increased dakka.

[S34N1C]

((Yes, it does, Mythbusters actually tested it.))

((Not very well, if I recall correctly))

Anthony fires his SMG at the target