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[OceanSoul]

*Blocks both with baguette swipes* You'll need something a LITTLE more special to get me! Your only chance is if you use your role to optimal effect! Liber DID give one to you, right?

[Starver]

More freedom now.  Looks better to type two vowels. I wonder how my score goes now (not noted - even zero?).  Only me, however, to my knowledge, so controlled.

Won't somebody offer to come to my home/hovel/hotel? One to help promote my role; no trolls!  (One more vowel, my word to show how one conotes one's fellow worker to be wrote...  Soon!)


Before some other person comes, tho', my sword to show over Crow vs Oce's provoked controversy. Cede over contretemps, confronted hombres, or forced to yoke/bond both brothers (or botherers?), yo!

[Crownariam]

I'm running for the position of Village Idiot.
Throw rotten food at me to show your support, please.

[OceanSoul]

Hmm, I can do you one better! *Creates dummy out of rotten food and a few gears, winds wind-up key in dummy up, dummy throws rotten food at Crownarium*

[Starver]

Ok, now be informed I'm more in need of some Sidekick type (there, the letter 'i' (& 'e'!), in this word; I don't know why I first went for 'o' to slow my progress into English typing...  prob. the need to write "Crown.." soonest...). I'm not confident either of those present be intended to be this help.  Whilst others yet to join, I will be the person I'm destined to be.

Do nothing which I need stop! Petitioning for being pelted (& helping with it) seems ok, so..

To my Fortress Of Loneliness I go now! (Or something like this title - I've not the "third-person vowel" yet.. Possibly next.)

[Crownariam]

Hmm, I can do you one better! *Creates dummy out of rotten food and a few gears, winds wind-up key in dummy up, dummy throws rotten food at Crownarium*

*throws fish at dummy AND stabs dummy with rusty spoon*

[OceanSoul]

*one-man applause* Nice technique! Let's see how well you do against my next creation! *leads into meat freezer, where a giant meatloaf is hanging by 2 hooks, with a smily face drawn on it with now-frigid-solid ketchup* Can you bypass HIS defences?

[Crownariam]

*one-man applause* Nice technique! Let's see how well you do against my next creation! *leads into meat freezer, where a giant meatloaf is hanging by 2 hooks, with a smily face drawn on it with now-frigid-solid ketchup* Can you bypass HIS defences?

I'm not sure.

Hmm. *eats caramel apple*

[Starver]

Sorry, things were so quiet I didn't get sirens or hooters sounding out in my Fortress of Solitude, summoning me to bring everyone into line, once more.

Tell me, given zero sidekicks, would someone mind if I just constructed some robots to do the work of keeping wrong-doers suppressed? Nothing is possibly going to go wrong if I do... Promise!

(Hey, look, just the one vowel missing! Next time I'll be conversing in full English! Seemingly the sole linguistic subset of your whole world's cultures which my pod requires me to be conversing in. Which is lucky for the person behind the typing!)