Punch the game back into the correct subforum.
[7] Because you have been stabbed, your die has increased. It now rolls between 0 and 7 until the Method Actor dies. You punch the game all the way into the the Forum Games and Roleplaying Subforum and all the way back out into the RtD Subforum. A few mechanics have been jammed back into place, making the game marginally less minimalistic! Now people can only do weird shit pertaining to their Stigma or Blessing!
Get Spümpkin's character to also punch the spoilers from Icytea's part of the turn.
[2] "So uh about those spoilers..."
"Nope."
"But I-"
"Nope."
You open your mouth to protest again but Janet somehow extends her neck all the way over to you "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooope."
Shout "THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND!", then continue shouting "DORADORADORADORADORA" until my gun fixes itself.
[6] You begin shouting, not stopping even as you find yourself propelled out of the elevator. As you start picking yourself back up, someone presses a SCAR-L into your hands.
You look up.
You look up and find yourself face to face with Dora the Explorer. She stares at you with black empty sockets from where endless streams of blood flow, her faded clothes caked with wet mud and dried blood.
Anyway too loud here, head for the elevator and hit the top floor button. Try using my pretty(?) magic sword to eject the gun nut from the elevator for the yelling he is going to do/is doing. ((Cause dammit I'm at least going to actively fail to use it.))
[5] You walk into the elevator hitting the top button. Twirling into existence in your hand is an executioner's sword, inscribed upon its pointless yet purposeful blade are the words "
Yet each man kills the thing he loves, By each let this be heard, The coward does it with a kiss, The brave man with a sword!" You tap your screaming compatriot with it, launching him straight out of the elevator. The elevator begins moving upwards...
WAIT MY CHARACTER CAN JOIN THIS GAME?
[6] You explode onto the scene amidst a shower of dancing tap shoes of pirouetting ballerina music boxes.
Stabbity stab stab
[6] You stab the Railroader, the floor, the ceiling which you're pretty sure the alleyway doesn't have, AND yourself again just for good measure. Your die range has increased to [-1,8]!