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[Felissan]

Nice, you just unlocked five inventory slots.

Seriously guys, we need to calm down. 4th Wall Keepers can easily kill us all at level 2 - even in the unlikely event that we decide to team up against them.

I enter Seahorse Trance. Last time I played, someone was almost guaranteed to win from an early lucky draw, so I'm really tempted to take that gamble myself too.

[Liberonscien]

Alright, who forgot to feed the Screaming fork?

No-one did. TBF remembered, probably.

I summon the Spontaneous Potato.

The spontaneous potato would have spontaneously been eaten. We don't have to worry about the Telekinetic Spoon for..'does calculations'..47 and a half in-game minutes now.
I l level up to level 2

(Just curious, what does everyone think of the F.A.T.E rulebooks? I'm not sure how many of you know their rules)

Nice, you just unlocked five inventory slots.

Should I put the Screaming fork in one of them?

Do you have a silencer?

No, but saying 'shh' every few turns should work for now. Worst comes to worst, it'll get buried under this quote pyramid.

I don't know; that could work. Something you could do is to try dipping it in a Morpheus potion.
Wait, I just realized that takes a few turns to brew and it only lasts a dozen turns. You probably don't have the right amount of sand and something else, I forget.

[Liberonscien]

Nice, you just unlocked five inventory slots.

Seriously guys, we need to calm down. 4th Wall Keepers can easily kill us all at level 2 - even in the unlikely event that we decide to team up against them.

I enter Seahorse Trance. Last time I played, someone was almost guaranteed to win from an early lucky draw, so I'm really tempted to take that gamble myself too.

We really need the Sword of the Champion of Law. That would give us the stat increase we need to slay them.

[OceanSoul]

Nice, you just unlocked five inventory slots.

Seriously guys, we need to calm down. 4th Wall Keepers can easily kill us all at level 2 - even in the unlikely event that we decide to team up against them.

I enter Seahorse Trance. Last time I played, someone was almost guaranteed to win from an early lucky draw, so I'm really tempted to take that gamble myself too.

We really need the Sword of the Champion of Law. That would give us the stat increase we need to slay them.

OR we could just stay in the beginner room. It's triangular. In other words, it only has three walls. If we needed to go out, though.. Is anyone planning on the Judgemaster Job? Their F.A.T.E. could really help.

[Liberonscien]

Nice, you just unlocked five inventory slots.

Seriously guys, we need to calm down. 4th Wall Keepers can easily kill us all at level 2 - even in the unlikely event that we decide to team up against them.

I enter Seahorse Trance. Last time I played, someone was almost guaranteed to win from an early lucky draw, so I'm really tempted to take that gamble myself too.

We really need the Sword of the Champion of Law. That would give us the stat increase we need to slay them.

OR we could just stay in the beginner room. It's triangular. In other words, it only has three walls. If we needed to go out, though.. Is anyone planning on the Judgemaster Job? Their F.A.T.E. could really help.

I was thinking about it but I'm not sure if my LP is high enough.

[TheBiggerFish]

What, should I summon the Glove of Stat-Boosting and start slapping people?

[Pavellius]

What, should I summon the Glove of Stat-Boosting and start slapping people?

What treachery is this?! You know the glove saps the stats of the slapped, and gives them to the user!

[Puppyguard]

Who left the Screaming Fork's pen open?
It got loose and killed half the village!
Also it ate my Shining Cornflake, anyone got a replacement?

[OceanSoul]

The Screaming Fork's screams should be decently holy now. Use it in a Gleaming Rite at the cornfield, and you might make more. Make sure to remove the scarecrows first, though.

[S34N1C]

Jesus Christ, all of you are forgetting about the Rule of Thumb. What's gonna happen when you go up against the Mandilla?

[Felissan]

Jesus Christ, all of you are forgetting about the Rule of Thumb. What's gonna happen when you go up against the Mandilla?

Crap, I really thought that was a link for a second.
-15 points

[Liberonscien]

Jesus Christ, all of you are forgetting about the Rule of Thumb. What's gonna happen when you go up against the Mandilla?

It depends on how many points and levels you have. Anything below twenty of each will probably end in death.

[Puppyguard]

Aw man...
The Screaming Fork was being attacked by Magnetic HandAxes
and I tried to defend it but I misclicked and accidentally killed the Screaming Fork.
Any tips on how to get a new one?

[Liberonscien]

Aw man...
The Screaming Fork was being attacked by Magnetic HandAxes
and I tried to defend it but I misclicked and accidentally killed the Screaming Fork.
Any tips on how to get a new one?

Summoning the Chef might work. If you have the right skill set you can prepare a dish that pleases it and the Chef might give you a new one. However, the Chef only rewards players with a Screaming Fork some of the time. I forget the exact probability for it though.