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[Liberonscien]

My Temporal Reflexes allow me to put my Mirror Hat on my left knee before you even shoot! Your action is still valid, as cap is another word for hat, and it reflects back at your laser gun, [2] destroying it!

((BTW, I actually rolled for that.))

Excellent job. Wait, you are only level one. You need to be at least level seven to have Temporal Reflexes.

[Gwolfski]

What?

[Liberonscien]

What?

I don't think anything happens here. Anyone know of any rules I'm forgetting?

[Felissan]

What?

Kamoulox!

[Pavellius]

I buy a random hat for 20 drachmas.
[82]
I am missing the Random Hat Table in my rulebook, but I think 82 is one of the repellant hats, right? I hope it's not the Drachma Repellant Hat!

My Temporal Reflexes allow me to put my Mirror Hat on my left knee before you even shoot! Your action is still valid, as cap is another word for hat, and it reflects back at your laser gun, [2] destroying it!

((BTW, I actually rolled for that.))

Excellent job. Wait, you are only level one. You need to be at least level seven to have Temporal Reflexes.

In that case, OceanSoul's Left Kneecap is Irrevocably Destroyed! (A permanent -5 on all movement and dodge rolls, if I'm not mistaken.)

EDIT: Oh, and I tickle the dolphin.

[TheBiggerFish]

I summon the Spontaneous Potato.

[OceanSoul]

My Temporal Reflexes allow me to put my Mirror Hat on my left knee before you even shoot! Your action is still valid, as cap is another word for hat, and it reflects back at your laser gun, [2] destroying it!

((BTW, I actually rolled for that.))

Excellent job. Wait, you are only level one. You need to be at least level seven to have Temporal Reflexes.

In that case, OceanSoul's Left Kneecap is Irrevocably Destroyed! (A permanent -5 on all movement and dodge rolls, if I'm not mistaken.)

EDIT: Oh, and I tickle the dolphin.

But you forgot about the Chronomancer Job's F.A.T.E.- I can use any of it's skills before getting it, but I must take on the Chronomancer Job in the future. I shouldn't use it again, though- I'll risk a paradox.

[TheBiggerFish]

By the way, for Internet-based games, the sixth supplemental addenda and errata state that the location of the game is the shortest distance from possible host locations.  Not that it matters, really.

[Liberonscien]

By the way, for Internet-based games, the sixth supplemental addenda and errata state that the location of the game is the shortest distance from possible host locations.  Not that it matters, really.

Good point.

[Puppyguard]

Alright, who forgot to feed the Screaming fork?

[OceanSoul]

Alright, who forgot to feed the Screaming fork?

No-one did. TBF remembered, probably.

I summon the Spontaneous Potato.

The spontaneous potato would have spontaneously been eaten. We don't have to worry about the Telekinetic Spoon for..'does calculations'..47 and a half in-game minutes now.
I l level up to level 2

(Just curious, what does everyone think of the F.A.T.E rulebooks? I'm not sure how many of you know their rules)

[Liberonscien]

My Temporal Reflexes allow me to put my Mirror Hat on my left knee before you even shoot! Your action is still valid, as cap is another word for hat, and it reflects back at your laser gun, [2] destroying it!

((BTW, I actually rolled for that.))

Excellent job. Wait, you are only level one. You need to be at least level seven to have Temporal Reflexes.

In that case, OceanSoul's Left Kneecap is Irrevocably Destroyed! (A permanent -5 on all movement and dodge rolls, if I'm not mistaken.)

EDIT: Oh, and I tickle the dolphin.

But you forgot about the Chronomancer Job's F.A.T.E.- I can use any of it's skills before getting it, but I must take on the Chronomancer Job in the future. I shouldn't use it again, though- I'll risk a paradox.

Yeah, you don't want to violate the paradox laws.

Alright, who forgot to feed the Screaming fork?

No-one did. TBF remembered, probably.

I summon the Spontaneous Potato.

The spontaneous potato would have spontaneously been eaten. We don't have to worry about the Telekinetic Spoon for..'does calculations'..47 and a half in-game minutes now.
I l level up to level 2

(Just curious, what does everyone think of the F.A.T.E rulebooks? I'm not sure how many of you know their rules)

Nice, you just unlocked five inventory slots.

[OceanSoul]

Alright, who forgot to feed the Screaming fork?

No-one did. TBF remembered, probably.

I summon the Spontaneous Potato.

The spontaneous potato would have spontaneously been eaten. We don't have to worry about the Telekinetic Spoon for..'does calculations'..47 and a half in-game minutes now.
I l level up to level 2

(Just curious, what does everyone think of the F.A.T.E rulebooks? I'm not sure how many of you know their rules)

Nice, you just unlocked five inventory slots.

Should I put the Screaming fork in one of them?

[Liberonscien]

Alright, who forgot to feed the Screaming fork?

No-one did. TBF remembered, probably.

I summon the Spontaneous Potato.

The spontaneous potato would have spontaneously been eaten. We don't have to worry about the Telekinetic Spoon for..'does calculations'..47 and a half in-game minutes now.
I l level up to level 2

(Just curious, what does everyone think of the F.A.T.E rulebooks? I'm not sure how many of you know their rules)

Nice, you just unlocked five inventory slots.

Should I put the Screaming fork in one of them?

Do you have a silencer?

[OceanSoul]

Alright, who forgot to feed the Screaming fork?

No-one did. TBF remembered, probably.

I summon the Spontaneous Potato.

The spontaneous potato would have spontaneously been eaten. We don't have to worry about the Telekinetic Spoon for..'does calculations'..47 and a half in-game minutes now.
I l level up to level 2

(Just curious, what does everyone think of the F.A.T.E rulebooks? I'm not sure how many of you know their rules)

Nice, you just unlocked five inventory slots.

Should I put the Screaming fork in one of them?

Do you have a silencer?

No, but saying 'shh' every few turns should work for now. Worst comes to worst, it'll get buried under this quote pyramid.