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[Asin]

Dwarf 3 is spawned. He wears adamantine armor and has an adamantine short sword.
(The player who's spawning these dwarves in is pissed.)

Dwarf 3 stabs Electabuzz 1 in the lower body and it is mostly cut away from the body!

Electabuzz 1 has been struck down.

Dwarf 3 leaves an army of dwarves to guard the throne.

His general sits on the throne while Dwarf 3 leaves.
He doesn't wanna end up like Dwarves 1 and 2.

[NRDL]

Joe Louis' DF Skills:

Legendary Striking
Expert Dodging
Professional Observer
Competent Wrestler

Joe, seeing the army of dwarves, notifies his manager. A bunch of human 1930s mafioso with a keen business interest in the fight take out the Dwarven army in one drive by.

Joe steps up to Dwarf 3, who swings and thrusts with its short sword ineffectually as the Brown Bomber steps in and out of range. One jab, two jabs, a feint of an uppercut, Joe louis manages to grab Dwarf 3's short sword with his left hand, while raining down blows with his right. Dwarf 3 is not strong enough or big enough to break Joe Louis' grip.

Joe eventually manages to do enough damage to Dwarf 3's head to fracture the skull, and the spine. Dwarf 3 suffocates. Joe sits on the throne.

[Puppyguard]

A massive surge of delta-wave pulses causes the entire group to fall asleep.

The throne time-warps into space.

[Rubidium]

however, the green dragon got out a sun and then it became day time again.
and now he sits on the throne, since space died.

[Puppyguard]

Space rematerializes in the space of the green dragon and it gets vaporized.
One does not simply remove space.

The throne however, is unharmed.

[Rubidium]

green dragon 41242421421 slashes space and then takes the throne back.

[Tymewalk]

Sneaking up from behind, I smother Green Dragon with my hat.

It's super effective!

[Puppyguard]

Universe is issuing a challenge!

Universe sent out Space!

Space used VACUUM!

It's super effective!

Your Tymewalk fainted.

The throne returns into space.

[Rubidium]

universe wants to battle!
universe sent out space!
switserland the green dragon sent out black hole!
it's super effective! somehow the black hole doesn't hurt switserland!
the space didn't faint but die.
the throne returns to SWITSERLAND!

[Puppyguard]

Universe is issuing a challenge!

Universe sent out Space!

Rubidium sent out Scyther!

Space used no oxygen 

Scyther died!

You have no remaining pokemon...

Rubidium blacked out!

Throne returns to space yet again.

[Rubidium]

universe wants to battle!
universe sent out space!
switserland uses space-ripper!
space died!
switserland won!
you got $999999!
now the universe is messed up!

[Puppyguard]

The universe having a massive tear in it repairs itself by sealing scyther and his friends inside the void.

The throne is unaffected and returns to space.

[Tymewalk]

Eventually, the throne drifts to Earth.

I then pick it up, take it home, and sit in it.

[NRDL]

Stick figure man takes a right cross to the face. Joe Louis sits his ass back on the throne, where it belongs.

[Swords-Otter]

I retreat to the mountains to raise an army of evil and return to wage bloody war and conquer the throne.
After I take the throne I again give it to my Lord again and he promotes me to warchief. My Lord constructs a great fortress to guard the throne, he commands me to begin raising a garrison in order to defend the fortress. soon we will build an army that will conquer the world.