Oh we have one employee from autosecurite.be who is tolerated by my colleagues (one hand washes the other), he keeps taking scrap iron shit but not to sell, his house is filled to the brim with oily old car shit. I get along with him but everything he tells me disgusts me, how he burns half his garbage and hides the other shit in public bins. And how he tells me all proud how he fails people who dont switch off their engines in a nanosecond.
Just the other day a friend of mine told me how she went for the technical checkup, now it's common knowlledge over here that you should send your mecanician, but she had a new car was close by and thought oh well how bad can it be. Shows up for her appointment, they direct her into the trucklane, she is flustered and doesn't know the sacrosanct unspoken code of conduct, dude yelled at her because she didn't hear him the first time for like 5minutes straight, one of his colleagues took it upon himself to bill her because the other one was still yelling, must have been really bad for one of his colleagues to discover his sense of shame.
Yeah I made the experience once myself, they failed my car after it had been to a checkup, then my mecanician went and managed to pass the very same car in the same state.
And the folks over there who check the cars they're still the more professional branch. The testing center is way past that. Since they introduced the new theoretical test they have 33% success chance, the learning material in german is litterally unusable, you know how germans call a redlight? Ampel, Verkehrsampel if you feel really nerdy and like wasting a few syllabees. The newest edition of the official 27€ book says: zwei-farben-verkehrlichtzeichen (two color luminescent traffic sign, that's a whole lot of words to omit the existence of the orange light). I wouldn't be that surprised if they go further than that and actively manipulate the test, just too convenient to have 33% success rate when people need to book courses after faiing two times... I didn't check my expensive book out of fear I might not actually find how fast you're allowed to go on a speed bump in vlanderen, because I fear that if I don't find that information in there I might actually go postal.
When you call them for an appointement some really condescending robot makes you loose a whole quarterhour easily (SPAM EITHER 1 OR 2 UNTILL youre in the waiting line in the correct language, you will be quicker bruteforcing every possible combination). Then you still wait 10 minutes on the line only to be greeted with a moody "yeah...?", as you fumble to transmit all the relevant info going by this little, they will wait a minute just for shits and giggles until finally they request it in a military tone "national ID number!" "adress". Then they ask you which language you would like to take your test in, when you show up in person they ask a second time, only to give you your test in another language, as if they needed to manipulate the outcome am I right....
Back in the day I aced my theory but had to try the practical exam twice, I failed my first one because they insisted I do my park manouever at the same spot than the girl being tested also... She fucked it up royally, it was super awkward, I waited excrutiating minutes long, put myself as much on the side as I could to make room for normal traffic, well by the time it was my turn I was in an extremly awkward position, completly devoid of the reference points my instructor had taught me to park by...Should something similar happen in a driving exam now I'd tell him "no I am the driver of this vehicle and I deem that manouever unsafe, you will have to find another spot" and knowing they're all pocket tyrants who picked their job for the opportunity to abuse power he'd most likely fail me on the spot, in whicb case I would most definitly jump him on the rear bench, I might even do something funky with the car so the guy in the front ia too distracted to stop me from attacking the other.
So yeah I'm never dealing with them again and I'm never driving again because I am afraid of just how much they might enrage me. And this same week there was a thread on reddit with one of the top comments being more of these awesome tales.
I dare them to go strike and crowd alltogether in the same space, I hope they do it far away from here and when I have to work. It's not a threat, I just know myself well enough to be able to predict that I will waste precious thought power running all the possible attack tactics in my head, it's inevitable I hate them too much.
What a colossal waste of effort. Have mercy and forcefully turn me back into a lurker I guess, the rest of the web is usually more difficult to look at.