*snip, a lot of relevant thoughts on the matter*
Yeah but can't we just ask people to bring a picture ID that costs 10$ and remains relevant for like 5 years rather than go through all that hoopla? Use the database for when people get the ID card to check off voting. Would that not be easier for literally everyone involved? Cost per individual is practically negligent, and it removes all uncertainty.
Of course, of course, just $10 for an ID card.
And $25 for a bus pass to go to the DMV to apply for the card, I'm kidding of course, there is no bus route. Just a few thousand dollars for a car and the gasoline to run it. But why are you applying for a special ID if you have your drivers license? Well, whatever.
And a day off work to go do this, oh you can't come in? Just don't bother coming back, we'll get another temp.
Course, cops are all around the DMV day-in and day-out, but that just makes you feel safe, right? None of those nasty types coming around to harass you, especially not filthy hobos.
And actually, Senator Jefferson Beauregard has some real opinions about the DMV's hour schedule, wasting good taxpayer dollars being open after 2pm. Let's say a $50 dollar fee for custom voter ID in lieu of a drivers license too. Oh, and no weekends, Christ said to rest on weekends.
Senator Fredrick Washington also amends that special custom IDs shouldn't be available to felons, don't you agree? I know the Democrats really like to defend felons, but surely in this case we see that they need to get in the back of the line.
And hey, we can finally stop validating any of these so-called "tribal government" ID cards now that we have this, since there's only one government in America. Right of conquest, and all.
All of this is cool with you, right? By the way, soup kitchen's shutting down, so stop coming and fucking loitering or I'll call the police. Go get that money for your voter ID card, registration ends on March 15th, same as when your taxes are due, am I right? (I'm not.) Ha hah. Seriously though, this is private property.
Vote Blue No Matter Who, for your electoral security.