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[RedKing]

Trump's probably going to bring up Hunter's laptop.

Ya think? Honestly, I expect him to reference it in his first response, even though the first topic is "Fighting COVID-19".

The remainder, in case anyone's interested, are:
"American Families"
"Race in America
"National Security"
"Climate Change"
"Leadership"

EDIT: And we're off! And Trump's initial response is basically "Hey, 200K dead isn't bad, they said we could have 2.2 million dead so I'm ten times better than anyone expected!"
"Also, it's China's fault, I'm immune now and a cure is coming."

DOUBLE EDIT: Apparently Trump is going to use the military to distribute the vaccine? Inb4 we all get carpet-bombed with syringes.

TRIPLE EDIT: "Swine flu! Biden would have killed us all, if he had, but he didn't but IF HE HAD"

4x EDIT:
Trump: "I'd love to put myself in a basement somewhere!"
Rest of the world: SO WOULD WE.

5X EDIT:
And there's our first interruption. Minor, but it's still happening.
Honestly, I'm shocked to hear Trump say that COVID wasn't Biden's fault.

[Frumple]

DOUBLE EDIT: Apparently Trump is going to use the military to distribute the vaccine? Inb4 we all get carpet-bombed with syringes.

Anyone know if there's been any indication that was a thing prior to tonight? I think it's the first I've heard it mentioned (probably because it doesn't make much sense, you'd just use whatever infrastructure we already use for vaccines).

[WealthyRadish]

"All the democrats were dancing in Chinatown when the virus hit"

[RedKing]

DOUBLE EDIT: Apparently Trump is going to use the military to distribute the vaccine? Inb4 we all get carpet-bombed with syringes.

Anyone know if there's been any indication that was a thing prior to tonight? I think it's the first I've heard it mentioned (probably because it doesn't make much sense, you'd just use whatever infrastructure we already use for vaccines).

He probably just came up with it. I'm sure reporters are already busy calling the Pentagon asking questions.

EDIT: "Plexiglass is insanely expensive! It's probably made out of gold, that's what people are saying!"
2X EDIT: As a resident of North Carolina, believe me when I say we are NOT closed down tight.
3X EDIT: "I suck at raising money, which makes me a winner, because losers raise a ton of money, but I could raise money if I wanted to. I'd raise so much money, but I won't because I'm winning by losing."
4X EDIT: Ohhh snap. He brought up Giuliani, and you can tell he wanted to invoke the Borat thing.
5X EDIT: Nobody is tougher on Russia than Trump, except literally everyone on this forum.
6X EDIT: And there it is -- "BUT HIS EMAILS"
7X EDIT: "I'm going to release my taxes just as soon as the audit is over, roughly 6 months after the heat death of the universe."
8X EDIT: Hooboy, now it's just turning into "Nuh-uh, YOU are!"

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I don't know what it is with Biden, but he's such a better debater now than in the primary that it's crazy. And I hate Biden, so you know I mean it. I wonder what changed...

[RedKing]

Not sure how Hunter Biden is germane to any of the published topics, but okay. It's probably best to give Biden a chance to answer the bullshit.
2X EDIT: Trump still to this day does not understand how tariffs work.
3X EDIT: His North Korea answer seems to be like the swine flu answer -- "Obama told me we'd be in a nuclear war with North Korea by now, but we're not, therefore I'm the best at diplomacy!"
4X EDIT: Wheels are starting to come off. They need to cut his mic.
5X EDIT: "Obamacare is bad, but we made it good, but we want to make it better by making it disappear, but we're running it now and it's better but it's not Obamacare anymore because we're running it but we don't want to run it because it's bad."

[MrRoboto75]

I don't know what it is with Biden, but he's such a better debater now than in the primary that it's crazy. And I hate Biden, so you know I mean it. I wonder what changed...

His debate opponent got worse.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

come up with a better healthcare

always protecting

never be obamacare but will still BE obamacare when we come up with a great plan

biden will make stalin look like a fucking anarchist

edit: biden taking a proud stand for the insurance companies, god bless america

[RedKing]

edit: biden taking a proud stand for the insurance companies, god bless america

Yeah. It's like

"public option"

"I believe in private heath insurance" D:

EDIT: "Kamala Harris is more liberal than Bernie Sanders" 

[WealthyRadish]

Joe Biden is a radical socialist trying to take away your social security

[RedKing]

Moderator is losing control. She needs to hit Trump with a rolled-up newspaper.

EDIT: Biden with the Obama callback there. Problem is, there very much ARE red states and blue states.

[Rolan7]

Trump doubling down on throwing "democrat run" cities and states under the bus.
Fucking traitor.

[RedKing]

"States should run their economies however they like, unless they're terrible crime-ridden bankrupt Democrat states"

[MetalSlimeHunt]

"Hey, I can see New York should get $15/hr. But Alabama? Shithole country, $0.50/hr max, I wouldn't pay for it for sure."

[RedKing]

"Children are brought here by coyotes, and then dingos steal them, it's the circle of life." (Yes, I know coyote is a slang term for smugglers but the mental image I got was too good to pass up.)

EDIT: Trump with his own self-callback with the 'murderers, rapists and very bad people' reference.

DOUBLE EDIT: WOW. So he basically just said the immigrants who follow the law and show up for their immigration hearing are "low-IQ".

TRIPLE EDIT: There are some Klansmen right now going "Damn, I voted for the wrong sumbitch!"