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[RedKing]

if I am elected I will end this partisan conflict. from now on there shall only be bipartisan mustard ketchup burgers.

I hereby call for the People's Glorious Mayonnaise Collective to rise up and throw off the shackles of Condimentism.

[Egan_BW]

Mayonnaise-Mustard is the only true way, Ketchup is gross for anything except fried potato product.

[A Thing]

Mayonnaise-Mustard is the only true way, Ketchup is gross for anything except fried potato product.

dunno sounds pretty counter-revolutionary to me

[Mephisto]

There needs to be an alternative group even if it gets a fraction of a percent of votes.

Thus begins the Jufran, Kewpie, and Chinese mustard party.

[dragdeler]

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[MetalSlimeHunt]

Even though I like hot sauce and am a radical leftist, I don't like sriracha.

Ergo, sriracha is Nazbol.

[JoshuaFH]

Is cool ranch dip dog-whistling for white supremacy?

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Ranch is the only white sauce which is good, so it represents the union left.

[A Thing]

What are the opinions on sauerkraut on hot dogs? If the response is negative I might have to pull a Trostsky and go to Mexico.

[RedKing]

Even though I like hot sauce and am a radical leftist, I don't like sriracha.

Ergo, sriracha is Nazbol.

Sauerkraut on anything is a proud proletarian tradition born of the crushing poverty inflicted by the bourgeois!
*proceeds to open a bag of sauerkraut and eats a fistful, like Marxist Popeye*

Agreed. Like IPAs, Sriracha became the "Mountain Dew" of its' family of food product, adopted by the fratboys and Chads.

[nenjin]

If I like just mustard on my burgers and hot dogs, does that make a libertarian?

[delphonso]

The only thing a libertarian doesn't want on a hotdog is tax.

[Greiger]

I will put ketchup on everything. I put ketchup on hot dogs, I put ketchup on bologna, I put ketchup on fries, I put ketchup on potato chips, I put ketchup on burgers, I put ketchup on chicken, I even put ketchup on steak.  And I have not yet tried it but I am willing to try ketchup on pizza.

The ketchup army is unstoppable, we do not have the best taste, and chefs hate us, but we are many, we are legion.

[hector13]

Came for commentary on debates, stayed for the soss discussion.

[MrRoboto75]

Came for commentary on debates, stayed for the soss discussion.

The fact that we talk sauce instead of the debates is an adequate commentary on the debates.