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[scriver]

Jeesus fucking Christ. Are we sure they're not working for Pestilence?

[Cheesy Honkers]

Who could have thought that locking people in communal cells for weeks without proper healthcare will result in a viral infection spreading like wildfire? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[Ziusudra]

Jeesus fucking Christ. Are we sure they're not working for Pestilence?

Have you heard about the locusts in Africa this year? Famine is saddling up, too.

[Kagus]

Jeesus fucking Christ. Are we sure they're not working for Pestilence?

Have you heard about the locusts in Africa this year? Famine is saddling up, too.

War was considering pulling some shit in the Middle East again, but figured that was too mainstream and decided to mix it up by focusing on toilet paper instead.

[Ziusudra]

“Only the dead are safe; only the dead have seen the end of war.” George Santayana

[bloop_bleep]

Just wait until Lockheed Martin invents necromancy.

[Iduno]

“Only the dead are safe; only the dead have seen the end of war.” George Santayana

Yeah, but did you see what they did to his corpse?


Edit: https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2020/04/14/coronavirus-law-congress-tax-change
Interesting article, but also this is written by Jeff Bezos' newspaper. I have laughed 2-3 parts off at this point.

[Teneb]

Jeesus fucking Christ. Are we sure they're not working for Pestilence?

Have you heard about the locusts in Africa this year? Famine is saddling up, too.

War was considering pulling some shit in the Middle East again, but figured that was too mainstream and decided to mix it up by focusing on toilet paper instead.

Conquest decided to sit this one out and let Pestilence fill in.

[misko27]

Umm... So the price of West Texas Intermediate, the US standard, managed to drop below $0 a barrel. This comes as places which store oil reach capacity.

Huh.

[bloop_bleep]

It's gotten to the point where America's crying "Please! Take my oil! I'll pay you!"

You know it's bad.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

did somebody order a n n i h i l a t i o n?

[Iduno]

It's gotten to the point where America's crying "Please! Take my oil! I'll pay you!"

You know it's bad.

They're also talking about lowering production, which is apparently not a thing they've done here before.

[Teneb]

did somebody order a n n i h i l a t i o n?

I'll have some a n n i h i l a t i o n with a side of paradigm shift, please.

[Rolan7]

did somebody order a n n i h i l a t i o n?

I'll have some a n n i h i l a t i o n with a side of paradigm shift, please.

Oh I'm sorry, we only have Mr Bone's (tm) (r) W i l d R i d e

[delphonso]

Umm... So the price of West Texas Intermediate, the US standard, managed to drop below $0 a barrel. This comes as places which store oil reach capacity.

Huh.

You know what that means: time to reopen the economy.