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Re: AmeriPol thread
« Reply #35175 on: March 04, 2020, 11:29:04 pm »

and then suddenly, it’s Jeb!
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« Reply #35176 on: March 04, 2020, 11:35:40 pm »

No, no, c'mon, let's gattai this shit entirely. Bernie drops out to pick up the VP slot, warren gets treasure secretary, and... man, I don't know, someone turns gabbard into a pair of shoes. Then biden sundowns completely after inauguration and everything falls into place :V
Bernie, Biden, Warren, Bloomberg, Pence, and Trump all die of coronavirus within two weeks. Remaining primaries are cancelled. Klob and Buttigieg both show up to the convention unannounced and get in a fistfight in the parking lot. Klob wins the fight but gets infected with coronavirus from biting Buttigieg's throat out. At that same time, Gabbard storms the stage with a brandished gun and is screaming at the crowd about the need to support the Lion of Damascus to roaring applause.
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« Reply #35177 on: March 04, 2020, 11:45:31 pm »

And then, it's Jeb.

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« Reply #35178 on: March 05, 2020, 12:35:18 am »

He'll pick Hillary as his running mate and then resign because his brain is leaking out.  It's Her Turn
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« Reply #35179 on: March 05, 2020, 12:36:21 am »

And then, it's Jeb.

All according to plan...

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« Reply #35180 on: March 05, 2020, 09:42:24 am »

  Just one piece of advice to all of you my good, perpetually drunken and bearded fellows. This migth come across as rude to some of you, and you are in all your rigth to shut me up because I really don't live in the USA so I have no real rigth to tell you what to or not to do.

Here it comes, while voting for a Democrat is fine and dandy (I rooted for Hilary). Do not vote for a person that vouches for socialism and say Cuba's allrigth. You really, really don't know what's like to live in such a place, and rhe true meaning behind all of it. Spare yourself a lot of pain and while you migth not be in the best of places rigth now, you are MILES (darn imperial system) away and up from any socialist place. By all means please keep looking for ways to improve your situation, socialism isn't the way.
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Re: AmeriPol thread
« Reply #35181 on: March 05, 2020, 09:44:02 am »

I mean, fortunately we don't have any actual socialists running, much less one that said Cuba was alright. So no problem!
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« Reply #35182 on: March 05, 2020, 09:51:20 am »

Can somebody reasonably explain how that confused and doddering old corpse Biden has managed to win so many states so handily?

Imagine that picture of the kid sticking a branch into the wheel of his moving bicycle so he falls over, and then he blames his misery on republicans.

Seriously, its like they want to lose.

I have seen statistics that Democrats tend to pick up more congressional seats when they lose the presidency, and they have seen that as a positive. It is possible that they actually do want to lose, because they are considering the money from having more Democrats in office more than they are considering what it does to the country and the non-politicians who live here.


I may be biased since my friend group of utterly disenchanted millennials will vote for Trump's "anti establishment burn-everything" over another DNC pick - only Sanders offers them hope at all.  They don't even like Warren, which I think is... telling, but whatever.  They are the actual Bernie Bros, I guess.  Almost entirely disengaged, consuming a wild arrangement of conspiracy theories (from Coronavirus to Alex Jones) and utterly without faith in our leadership.  Broken.

I wouldn't (and won't) vote for Trump, but I wouldn't vote for Warren anymore either. With her history on pretty much any political view I care about, she'd have to put in some effort to show she's changed. She did somewhat for a while, but keeps backing off on any non-regressive ideas.


Next time around we just need to hire Jeff Probst to run the whole election. Throw all the candidates out on an island somewhere for a couple months. Put them through some physical and mental challenges.

Yes, I'm suggesting Survivor is a more reasonable method of choosing a winner to be president than our current electoral system.

No, I don't really think I'm joking.

Some of them would actually die from that. Biden's team is preventing him from appearing anywhere, because he loses votes every time he talks to people. Partly because he's an asshole who is actively against things democrat voters generally care about, but mostly because he's sundowning so hard. If he had to think or do things, it might actually be too sad to laugh at.


Just because someone used to be vice president doesn't mean their policies are good

That's why Obama chose someone else to endorse instead of Biden.
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« Reply #35183 on: March 05, 2020, 10:10:17 am »

makes sense
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« Reply #35184 on: March 05, 2020, 10:51:30 am »

Warren has dropped out. Only Biden, Bernie, and Tulsi Gabbard are left.
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« Reply #35185 on: March 05, 2020, 11:00:12 am »

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« Reply #35186 on: March 05, 2020, 11:07:31 am »

Do not vote for a person that vouches for socialism and say Cuba's allrigth.

Are you aware at all that there is a difference between communist dictatorships and democratic socialism? Countries with a strong form of democratic socialism include most of western europe, especially Scandinavia. Those are some of the happiest places in the world.

And Bernie Sanders would be considered a right-wing politician there, or maybe a moderate. Please look at the actual policies the man is proposing instead of spreading unfounded scare.
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« Reply #35187 on: March 05, 2020, 11:10:52 am »

I surprised my wife by telling her I could see myself voting for Sanders.
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« Reply #35188 on: March 05, 2020, 12:08:45 pm »

Warren has dropped out. Only Biden, Bernie, and Tulsi Gabbard are left.

I knew it, Tulsi's got the momentum now. In a manner of just 3 days went from 7th to 3rd. Objectively better than Biden's move from 2nd/3rd to 1st.
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« Reply #35189 on: March 05, 2020, 12:31:15 pm »

Warren has dropped out. Only Biden, Bernie, and Tulsi Gabbard are left.

So, any bets as to whether or not Warren's gonna throw in her lot with the Big Bad Biden?

Or maybe she'll endorse Tulsi for pure meme value.
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