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[PTTG??]

Mr Trump concluded Thursday by tweeting that the US "did our job perfectly" in Syria and now had three choices in dealing with the crisis: send thousands of troops to secure the area; impose economic sanctions on Turkey; or "mediate a deal" between the Turks and the Kurds.

He told reporters he preferred the third option.

Thank God that we have the "Art of the Deal" guy running the show. It's time to make a deal, after you dropped your trousers, bent over, and are being pounded in the butt by the guy you're trying to negotiate with.

You're thinking of a different book.

[Dunamisdeos]

Mr Trump concluded Thursday by tweeting that the US "did our job perfectly" in Syria and now had three choices in dealing with the crisis: send thousands of troops to secure the area; impose economic sanctions on Turkey; or "mediate a deal" between the Turks and the Kurds.

He told reporters he preferred the third option.

Thank God that we have the "Art of the Deal" guy running the show. It's time to make a deal, after you dropped your trousers, bent over, and are being pounded in the butt by the guy you're trying to negotiate with.

You're thinking of a different book.

I immediately texted photos of this to some pro-Trump people in my phone contacts.

[Folly]

We're gonna let them kill the Kurds, and then Turkey is gonna pay for it! Make America Great Again!

As it turns out, making America great is hard work. Much easier to make America relatively great by devastating other parts of the world.

[Reelya]

Mr Trump concluded Thursday by tweeting that the US "did our job perfectly" in Syria and now had three choices in dealing with the crisis: send thousands of troops to secure the area; impose economic sanctions on Turkey; or "mediate a deal" between the Turks and the Kurds.

He told reporters he preferred the third option.

Thank God that we have the "Art of the Deal" guy running the show. It's time to make a deal, after you dropped your trousers, bent over, and are being pounded in the butt by the guy you're trying to negotiate with.

You're thinking of a different book.

I immediately texted photos of this to some pro-Trump people in my phone contacts.

Sadly, some of the context would be lost if they're not up on their Tingleverse lore.

[thompson]

Mr Trump concluded Thursday by tweeting that the US "did our job perfectly" in Syria and now had three choices in dealing with the crisis: send thousands of troops to secure the area; impose economic sanctions on Turkey; or "mediate a deal" between the Turks and the Kurds.

He told reporters he preferred the third option.

Thank God that we have the "Art of the Deal" guy running the show. It's time to make a deal, after you dropped your trousers, bent over, and are being pounded in the butt by the guy you're trying to negotiate with.

EDIT: also note a major point is that the Turks are sending "pro-Turkish" Syrian rebels in, not necessarily just Turkish military units. Those sorts of irregulars can easily turn into a guerilla army that commit atrocities at arms-length from official Turkish forces, similar to how in Iraq the Badr Brigade of ex-pats from Iran ran the police commando squads and were doing mass extra-judicial killings. So it's not just bombing, they're sending in unaffiliated zealots.

No, no, no. You've missed the point completely. Taking it up the butt was the deal. Kim was playing hard to get, Mohammad had other commitments, while Putin had only just finished his last pounding and needed some time to recover.

[scriver]

Mr Trump concluded Thursday by tweeting that the US "did our job perfectly" in Syria and now had three choices in dealing with the crisis: send thousands of troops to secure the area; impose economic sanctions on Turkey; or "mediate a deal" between the Turks and the Kurds.

He told reporters he preferred the third option.

Thank God that we have the "Art of the Deal" guy running the show. It's time to make a deal, after you dropped your trousers, bent over, and are being pounded in the butt by the guy you're trying to negotiate with.

EDIT: also note a major point is that the Turks are sending "pro-Turkish" Syrian rebels in, not necessarily just Turkish military units. Those sorts of irregulars can easily turn into a guerilla army that commit atrocities at arms-length from official Turkish forces, similar to how in Iraq the Badr Brigade of ex-pats from Iran ran the police commando squads and were doing mass extra-judicial killings. So it's not just bombing, they're sending in unaffiliated zealots.

Guess Turkey found a use for all those captured ISIS soldiers after all...

[Teneb]

Mr Trump concluded Thursday by tweeting that the US "did our job perfectly" in Syria and now had three choices in dealing with the crisis: send thousands of troops to secure the area; impose economic sanctions on Turkey; or "mediate a deal" between the Turks and the Kurds.

He told reporters he preferred the third option.

Thank God that we have the "Art of the Deal" guy running the show. It's time to make a deal, after you dropped your trousers, bent over, and are being pounded in the butt by the guy you're trying to negotiate with.

You're thinking of a different book.

I immediately texted photos of this to some pro-Trump people in my phone contacts.

Sadly, some of the context would be lost if they're not up on their Tingleverse lore.

Ah yes, the Tingle Cinematic Universe. I wonder when we'll get Pounded in the Ass: Endgame.

[Eschar]

Mr Trump concluded Thursday by tweeting that the US "did our job perfectly" in Syria and now had three choices in dealing with the crisis: send thousands of troops to secure the area; impose economic sanctions on Turkey; or "mediate a deal" between the Turks and the Kurds.

He told reporters he preferred the third option.

Thank God that we have the "Art of the Deal" guy running the show. It's time to make a deal, after you dropped your trousers, bent over, and are being pounded in the butt by the guy you're trying to negotiate with.

You're thinking of a different book.

I immediately texted photos of this to some pro-Trump people in my phone contacts.

Sadly, some of the context would be lost if they're not up on their Tingleverse lore.

Ah yes, the Tingle Cinematic Universe. I wonder when we'll get Pounded in the Ass: Endgame.

I believe that was the Thanus theory.

[MrRoboto75]

My favorite was in the also recommended by amazon: Pounded in the Butt by Nothing and That's Okay

[Dunamisdeos]

I think I've spoken about the someone who called my company on the phone and screamed that we didn't know who we were fucking with, she's an author and she will ruin us, and when I looked her up it was like 20 novels about romantic bestiality.

I want to see if I can find her again, maybe she's written Trump fanfic too.

[Reelya]

What sort of company do you work for that you get angry goat porn women calling you up?

And you know those novels are probably only 30 pages each or something.

Actually googling Tingleverse:
https://www.amazon.com/Tingleverse-Official-Chuck-Tingle-Role-Playing/dp/1689960671

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Seriously we need a thread to run this

[smjjames]

This seriously has to be one of the weirdest AmeriPol derails I've seen in here....

[scriver]

I've heard of the actual game before
but is that the actual cover?

Chuck Tingle is fucking glorious

_{in the butt}

[Dunamisdeos]

Excuse me but he writes political novels now, he's perfectly relevant.

Anyway it was doggos. No goats.

[Reelya]

If she calls up again, sign the refrain from "who let the dogs out"