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[Kagus]

I love the smell of fake news in the morning.

SHOCKING: You Won't Believe What It Smells Like!

[wierd]

Politicians everywhere hate him for his one weird trick!

[nenjin]

Man am I so glad I noped out of Journalism immediately after graduation. It was looking bad then. Fucking unbelievable now. Shame about the degree money though.

[Max™]

I'm biased of course, but the most plausible version of events remains: black hebrew trolls notice MAGA hat wearing punk trolls and start shit because well of course they did, they're like if the KKK and Westboro cunts had a baby that grew up idolizing Hitler.

The cuntboys from the school are of course being hastily recast as somehow the victims until you remember that they rode a bus in from Kentucky to attend a we hate women anti-choice shitfest in DC while wearing MAGA hats.

Meanwhile native vet dude is trying to drown out the bitching from both sides and literally putting himself in between two potentially violently opposed hate groups (yeah, the black hebrew dudes are more obviously organized as a hate group but if you are a white fuckbag teenaged male wearing a fucking MAGA hat to go bitch at women for daring to think they should have control over their reproductive organs... I mean, I'm sure lots of the little turds justify it by claiming they're just owning the libs, but fuck 'em, they know what message they were sending, they don't get to play it off when people sanction them for their own assholish choices) because of course he did.

Meanwhile smirkface was standing there wondering why people keep mentioning Hapsburgs and asking how many grandparents he has.

[Frumple]

Just think, another handful of years and the potential answer to that question will be "one", and not because most of them died. I don't think people spend much time thinking about the new venues of incest that medical science is opening. We're in an era that either already can or isn't far away from being able to inflict genetic selfcest on our children, if someone's crazy enough to want it and rich enough to afford the doctors that'll go through with letting them impregnate themself. The future is...  is.

[Trekkin]

Just think, another handful of years and the potential answer to that question will be "one", and not because most of them died. I don't think people spend much time thinking about the new venues of incest that medical science is opening. We're in an era that either already can or isn't far away from being able to inflict genetic selfcest on our children, if someone's crazy enough to want it and rich enough to afford the doctors that'll go through with letting them impregnate themself. The future is...  is.

"People" in general may not, but it was a significant part of our biological science ethics program, albeit under the larger umbrella of human cloning. Strictly speaking we've been capable of SCNT-based clonecest for over a decade with a consistently decreasing failure rate as we've gotten better at epigenetic manipulation. There just isn't a compelling reason to try.

[MrRoboto75]

Government machine 🅱roke

[PTTG??]

We need a new level of involvement against global warming. I'm not sure what, since we clearly need scientists to remain working, but we need people to see this as an effort comparable to WWII, or even greater.

[Kagus]

We need a new level of involvement against global warming. I'm not sure what, since we clearly need scientists to remain working, but we need people to see this as an effort comparable to WWII, or even greater.

Obviously, we need space ice.

[Zangi]

We need something to unite humanity.  To make them see beyond their own petty politics and greed. 
We need an alium invasion a huge disaster that would kill millions in a very short period of time in one of the top modern countries and clear signs that such a disaster will repeat itself elsewhere, in another of the top modern countries.

Edit: Anything less would result in either further fracturing as world actors bent on hegemony take advantage of the new reality and/or they double down on shoving their own heads in the dirt, singing lalalala muh profits/power.

[Dunamisdeos]

It doesn't need to kill millions, it needs to kill like one or two wealthy or famous people.

[Enemy post]

Can't we just turn a random 50% of the population to dust and call it a day?

[Kagus]

Can't we just turn a random 50% of the population to dust and call it a day?

I mean, I suppose we could reopen r/incel, but that seems kinda drastic...

[MrRoboto75]

We need a new level of involvement against global warming. I'm not sure what, since we clearly need scientists to remain working, but we need people to see this as an effort comparable to WWII, or even greater.

Government can't agree over a slab of concrete at the moment.

[Zangi]

Oh right, https://arstechnica.com/science/2019/01/family-behind-oxycontin-called-addicts-criminals-while-pushing-pills/
We are 18th century China now.