Some kind of sick bastard cut down joshua trees in Joshua Tree national park. I ask, why?
Hey, I remember that. Apparently people were doing it so they could more easily go joy riding around in 4 wheelers or somethin' like that. Not even doing it for firewood or something ostensibly functional, they're cutting shit down just to get it out of their way so they can go fuck up the metaphorical lawn with tire tracks.
I'm not saying I hope they end up dropping a tree on one of the fuckers, but... maybe a little.
If I had a nickle for every time I chased some ATV driving douche canoe off the neighbor's wheat field...
Somehow, the concept of "Dude, they JUST sewed that field, DONT DRIVE THAT SHIT ON IT." would not sink in for them and they thought *I* was being the asshole.
Let's see, your planned day trip cost you what-- 20$ in gas, MAYBE? And how much does it cost the farmer?
Well-- Let's see, you are terrace hopping in your little bastard-wagon, on a freshly sewn field.. The farmer will have to either lose a significant portion of his crop (several thousand dollars damages financially) or he will have to re-plow, re-terrace, and then re-sew the field (which will put him behind on the growing season significantly, and endanger the whole damn crop) which will set him back at least 200-300$ just on the diesel fuel to to that much tillage.
Yeah. Not seeing how I was the dick there.
People are just fucking stupid.