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[wierd]

Or, handlebar mustache, depending on where and how you go with the trimmer.


Remember kids, the length attachments are kinda important.

[nenjin]

I can't do beards either. The Native American genes make it a patchy, uneven mess. So that means I just have to be twice as manly without.

[Kagus]

Remember kids, the length attachments are kinda important.

Where we're going, we won't need length attachments...

Seriously though, after about 3-4 inches of length, the attachments are a little difficult to use for much of anything. And yeah, I'm no trained barber, I'm terrified of having a slight misstep with an electric cutter and suddenly just biting into a chunk of the body.

[Trekkin]

You can pick up a beard trimmer for maybe 25 bucks, fuck about with doing your own trim. Make sure you're careful though, it's easy to over-trim.

Bah, beard trimmers. Tools of weaklings, I say! Real men shave with nothing but their own steely glare! And presumably a mirror, given the difficulty in staring at one's own cheeks.

Just don't let your steely glare clash with your flinty gaze. Rookie mistake, that. Starts a lot of fires.

[smjjames]

This beard-tangent is among the silliest derails I've seen around here, heh.

[MorleyDev]

Scissors and a mirror can work fine if you just want to trim the edge-fuzz off. Soon the bearded will outnumber the beardless, and then their time will come.

Meanwhile, Judge tells Donald Trump to stop being a naughty boy and let the nice journalist back into his tree house to play.

[scriver]

I can't do beards either. The Native American genes make it a patchy, uneven mess. So that means I just have to be twice as manly without.

You should start calling it your apatchy beard

[smjjames]

I can't do beards either. The Native American genes make it a patchy, uneven mess. So that means I just have to be twice as manly without.

You should start calling it your apatchy beard

Bad pun there, rofl XD

[nenjin]

That was a pun for the ages.

[wierd]

Scissors and a mirror can work fine if you just want to trim the edge-fuzz off. Soon the bearded will outnumber the beardless, and then their time will come.

Meanwhile, Judge tells Donald Trump to stop being a naughty boy and let the nice journalist back into his tree house to play.

But daddy! He's a ... a ... A DOODIE HEAD that says bad things about me! Me and my friends don't want to play with him! He asks all these mean questions to make me look dumb! (Like if I know the difference between Baltic and Balkan) I hate him!


(LOL!)  Good on the quick actions of the courts. If nothing else, the powers of due process and essential rights are getting lots of exercise in court.

[Rowanas]

I can't do beards either. The Native American genes make it a patchy, uneven mess. So that means I just have to be twice as manly without.

Fortunately, my gran's Mayincatec genes are hidden behind my father's strong beard, but sadly I will never have the full beard I wanted, only the musketeer set, which isn't too bad.

[Kagus]

I can't do beards either. The Native American genes make it a patchy, uneven mess. So that means I just have to be twice as manly without.

Fortunately, my gran's Mayincatec genes are hidden behind my father's strong beard, but sadly I will never have the full beard I wanted, only the musketeer set, which isn't too bad.

Grow the stache really long and confuse everyone with your mysterious ethnicity. It shall become your Fu Manuél.

[Rowanas]

I can't do beards either. The Native American genes make it a patchy, uneven mess. So that means I just have to be twice as manly without.

Fortunately, my gran's Mayincatec genes are hidden behind my father's strong beard, but sadly I will never have the full beard I wanted, only the musketeer set, which isn't too bad.

Grow the stache really long and confuse everyone with your mysterious ethnicity. It shall become your Fu Manuél.

Already done - Some call it my vampire fangs, others call me D'Artagnan (though I'm more of a short Porthos) and occasionally someone will mistake m heritage for Spanish or Greek.

[Doomblade187]

Apparently someone started a pro-trump social media facebook knockoff.

It's called 'Trumptown'.

I'm waiting for the founder to come out as a liberal troll.

[Starver]

"Here is the clock, the Trumpton clock. Telling the time, steadily, sensibly; never too quickly, never too slowly. Telling the time for Trumpton" - ripe for parody. 'Never too bigly, never too fakely..."?

Personally, I wouldn't be surprised if it were a Russian-managed, to get the misinformation directly to those who register their susceptibility.